Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

When i lived in Utah, Maverik was running a special blend of 87 and water.

 

Yep. Apples, oranges and pickles.

Sorry, missed a quote, needs context:
Metallica, Zeppelin and Stones was it?

 

Race fuel blend.

 

Water is heavier than gasoline, and in combustion produces steam. The additional mass of water vapor produces more expansion, and more power.

Isn't that how it works?

 

https://youtu.be/0BLof0G2sSw

 

Yuuuup.

 

If you have a turbine engine, maybe.

 

Testament is better than Metallica.

 

Institutions have been using
Deception and confusion
To bide their time
As they rise to the top
And allow us to scrounge for crops
Because the food they deliver
Is filled with sugar and bitter findings
Of petroleum based items
Designed to freshen them up
So we can consume their doom


Social media is a voice we can use to alert others
But it has been also confused
As the voice of the people
When the deception is rife with
Robots posting their mess
Designed to test
The veracity of the populous
And who thinks best

The downward spiral is said to begin
At a time when no one wins
And all the laughter is said to stop
At a time when we no longer eat crops
Grown in a field under the shinning sun
Because the food we choose from the shelf in a box
Is a hot mess of rocks and a crock
Of shit when you can no longer pronounce the ingredients

Will the disaster be real
Or is it just a fitting ordeal
Of made up conspiracies
From the minds of mortals
Vying for control
Over their own thoughts
Believed to being developed
In sought after techniques
Of discrete ability
To control all of humanity

 

Turns out I must have put a couple of my less favourite hats and some of my old ones that are too far gone in the garage sale box when I installed these hat holders.

8 everyday hats, - 2 flex fit, 6 snapback or velcro - 3 old hats and 1 special one I don't wear.

 

That explains his watermelon-sized head.

 

Just above the ears, around the back where my hat sits.. 24"

 

That was my first album.
My Sister gave it to me for Christmas in 1973.
Still have it my record crate...

 

I've got a couple of file boxes of hats, I had a lot more but sold most in a garage sale.
I used to collect them, most were from past customers over the years.
But I finally came to my senses when I realized how many I had and why..

I usually grab one of these if it's a hat day.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJsM--jmRA
This guy's storytelling is great!

 

"PopTarts are PopTarts, and PopTarts are fucking awesome."

That guy needs an edible.

Also, a 25% tariff on a $10,000 truck would bring the grand total cost of the truck to $12,500; which, to quote a scholarly patriot from just 25 posts ago:

 

Tomato or potato? I live in cowboy country. Maverick is the way here.

 

Your rang???

 

Yeah, it's not the tariffs that prevent it. It's the regs. Those don't meet crash test requirements or emmissions BS. No airbags for example.

Toyota said that if they brought it to The States, after bringing it up to standards, it'd rival the Tacoma in price.

It's not Toyota that starves the USA of their rockstar vehicles. It's the tree huggers and bureaucrats.

 

PopTarts