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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm guessing that's a good thing?? :rofl:
    Congrats :D
     
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  2. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That means I'm good at games bro. I don't have those silly "wife and kids" things so I have plenty of time to practice :p
     
  3. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    What else do you practice?
     
  4. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Snipers wear diapers.
     
  5. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    th (44).jpg
     
  6. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Use a washing machine
     
  7. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Financial literacy
     
  8. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且



    Beavis Hard.jpg
     
  9. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    You missed him saying "Let it penetrate for a min"
     
  10. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And penetrate...
     
  11. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Take a shit in a washing machine? Is that some kind of Gen Z party game?
     
  12. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It’s basically a shortcut. Why waste time?
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Closest I already had on my computer.


    Penetration.jpg
     
  14. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Only if it's the kitchen sink. The utility sink in the laundry room is fair game, and in fact preferred to having to walk all the way back to the bathroom.
     
  15. Feb 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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  16. Feb 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Whatever it takes..
    Now I wish I had a utility room sink...:thumbsup:

     
  17. Feb 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Home Depot special.


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  18. Feb 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Same around here and if the tow truck doesn’t get ya the snow snowplow will
    I'd need a stepladder or some kind of stool :rofl:
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I have a friend that just did all the courses and got certified to do medical coding and billing. The class has lots of assignments that had questions that students were expected to address and then discuss online. The amount of illiteracy is staggering. The few that were literate were absolute fucking morons. He was top of his class for it by a ridiculous margin, but that's kind of expected since he's quite smart and a great learner.

    Well then he got a job. He made it like two weeks. The amount of completely retarded lazy asses in his orientation was staggering and the company he was with was dog shit for training or communicating.



    All that to say, yes companies are pretty bad about double billing, but I think the majority of that comes from them not being willing to hire, train, and pay people with more than double digit IQs to do the work. They are perfectly happy to hire just about anyone because they can then pay them incredibly low wages. His orientation and training group was full of really nice and sweet people, but they were ALL dumber than a bag of hammers. It's a work from home job with low pay and a very tedious task. It doesn't attract motivated and competent people.

    The companies could correct this by putting in effort and some requirements beyond having a pulse and being able to fog a mirror, but they don't because they can pay less for it. Why would they not hire the cheapest and worst workers when it's the end consumer/customer that winds up with the headache from it?
     
  20. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Took @T-Rex266 up on his offer to pick up the CPU for me, and the fucker had to go and be all extra about it when he shipped it to me.

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    Thank you, Sean. :bowdown:
     
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    Still one my favorite hats!
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Bastard didn't send me a damn thing.
     
  23. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Sneaky.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll send u something, but u gotta promise to take a picture wearing it and post it here.
    Cool?
    Cool.
     
  25. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Oh, never mind.



     
  26. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Honestly I think that's pretty fair
     
  27. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Your opinion does not matter in this case. We all know it wouldn't be something cool like a @ToyoMafia had, but something like the thong at the bottom of the page. :eek:
     
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  28. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Sometimes you just got to take the chance
     
  29. Feb 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Yeah, I have no interest in seeing him (or any of you other guys) in a banana hammock.
     
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  30. Feb 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It’a not a hammock, or thong.
     

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