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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
  2. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Talk about 'ghetto'.... ;)
     
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  3. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Lol that's terrible
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. Feb 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    the sad part is...it's of a reflection on my age..

    I don't throw "important" shit away & I'm too greedy to give it away.

    so the garage is packed with speakers from....let's see.....I have some door speakers from a 1984 Honda Accord EX on the front channels.

    it a Frankenstein system. (wiring hazard as well)


    ghetto? yes. and thank you.
     
  6. Feb 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    It's great until someone does it to you. I was telling my sister who is 10 years younger than me about some movie that came out in 1998 or so and she said she hadn't seen it. I couldn't believe it until she said "I don't really watch movies from the previous millenium".

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Feb 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :facepalm:
     
  8. Feb 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    "Pulp Fiction is not an old movie."

    https://youtu.be/uKIEZ6XxAKM?si=J33js2hw4930pHbg
     
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  9. Feb 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
    Outbound

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  10. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    ouch.. perfect gif response too.
     
  11. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    We are watching an old series on Netflix, new to us. “Six feet under”, where someone (or two) dies at the beginning of the show. Most of the people that died are younger than us….
    There is a reason why social security at 100% is in the 66-67 range.
     
  12. Feb 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
    That07Tundra2005

    That07Tundra2005 Shadow_Tundra

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  13. Feb 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    noice!
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  15. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    My brother and I left the Fort at 6 A.M. and got to Le Claire Iowa at 7:45 PM. I guess this is where the American Pickers guys came from.

    On our way to southeastern Ohio for a funeral. My Uncle, he had been struggling for a while.

    Anyway, long drive. we saw some cranes in Nebraska and there were A LOT of semi trucks.
    IMG_6188.jpg
     
  16. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Why doesn't anyone ever disappear into fat air?
     
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  17. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Whichever genius built my house put a bathtub in the master bath that's bigger than the water heater. So, when my wife wants a bath, like she did tonight, I turn it up to max temperature. Went down after she was done and the stupid safety valve was pissing all over the floor.
     
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  18. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I'm sorry for your loss, but glad your Uncle doesn't have to struggle anymore.
     
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  19. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I can see your wiring diagram. But it's still not clear.
     
  20. Feb 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Sounds like a good time to move to an on demand water heater. Even if you just added it for only the master bath to lighten the load.
     
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  21. Feb 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Time for a tankless....
     
  22. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    on this topic:

    My brain has been stuck in an open loop on this ponderization.

    Concerning USAID's complete involvement with influencing news events, for the last 10 years, what news has been real?

    not BLM
    Not 2A issues
    Not gay issues
    Not climate change issues
    not racial suffering issues
    not green energy issues
    not men in women's sports

    all of those....each and every one of them (and many more) were laid on us by our own Gov.
    :annoyed:

    WTF?

    upload_2025-2-7_5-10-12.png
     
  23. Feb 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    (same topic, but different angle of approach)

    Just shouting down the well:


    After listening to Marc Andreesen on Lex Fridman, I’ve been pondering this topic:

    Preference Falsification

    I never heard it explained/said that way before.

    Now that I have, my brain is on fire.

    I’m looking at the world with a new clarity.

    Those 2 words explain so much of what I/we encounter every day.


    People are forced to falsify their preferences to conform with social/public pressures. (insert USAID)

    Every conversation and interaction have one of the parties falsely stating/supporting a preference.

    Most folks are so programmed, the preference is now permanently skewed and has become a new(false) reality.


    I, like many of you, tend not to suffer from it as much as the next guy, as I/we are quite vocal & free speaking with our preferences.

    <Hence, I have been fired twice!>



    Example: Climate change.

    We know it’s fake.

    It’s been fake since its inception.

    It’s simply been a money grab/gov power takeover.

    EVERY data set points to the Earth simply doing its thing.

    But… certain folks must/have to believe it - because the ramification is getting fired or cast out of social circles.



    I considered using the “gender” issue as the example, but I’m doing my best to stay within the foul lines.

    Or “diversity is our strength”.

    Or Net-Zero carbon bullshit.

    Or guys that wear dress shoes with white soles.



    Multiple topics/issues are racing thru my brain.

    Now when I listen to folks, it feels like I have bullshit filters on my ears.
     
  24. Feb 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Before I start, I'll just say, I am forced to by the code, and it's the only answer that won't get my man card punched...






    All of the fat air is taken up by your mom.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  26. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The power of social media lies within its influence of the unthinking and the majority who seek validation through the platforms. Weak are those that follow. Brash and labeled are those that cut their own path.
     
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  27. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Huzzah!
     
  28. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I never got past the trailer sad to say.
     
  29. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Bet
     
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  30. Feb 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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