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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    9°F. Feels like 3°F.

    That’s brutal for TN.

    I got up and let the farthest faucet from my water heater drip.
     
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  2. Jan 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    That can't happen with my Frontier. First obstacle, the front windows are laminated. 2nd obstacle, even though the engine is running, since the fob is not inside the cab, as soon as you shift out of park, the engine cuts off. Yota could do this.
     
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  3. Jan 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I almost tagged you in the post.
    :laugh:
     
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  4. Jan 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
    Beach Toy

    Beach Toy New Member

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    My 17 with an aftermarket remote start does this if the key isn't in the ignition and I step on the brake pedal. The 18 Grand Cherokee I had did the same with the fob.
     
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  5. Jan 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I guess I've never hit that situation - - didn't know. I know I can leave my truck running (always with someone inside) and run into the store for however long and it'll stay running. I didn't know it shut off if you try to put it in drive without the key near. Suppose I should RTFM.
     
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  6. Jan 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  7. Jan 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Looks like the PNW is going to visit @Fotnot tomorrow.

    Screenshot_20250120_074610_FOX 4 WAPP.jpg
     
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  8. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Added these funky beats to my Spotify!
     
  9. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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  10. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    we ain't built for this BS! one day of snow is gonna shut down our town and industry for probably days. the people that pray and beg for snow can go suck a lemon filled with seeds and choke on them. not looking forward to it. showing accumulation of a few inches. i'm over here wondering how much water and food i need to keep the Fotnot Five and the wife comfy and safe for a few days. this sub freezing weather can f*ck off
    upload_2025-1-20_8-10-16.png
     
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  11. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    This.

    Y'all are about to see how Stupid Houston is.
     
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  12. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We were in the high 30s last couple of nights, which is pretty cold for us on the coast :thumbsup:

    This is what happens when we have sun in the winter, and it's not overcast and rainy :rain:
     
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  13. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Can I ask the admins to pre-emptively pardon me for anything I'm about to say today?






    LOL.
     
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  14. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    most people know how stupid houston is :burp:

    we've dealt with a few freezes over the past few years. snow hasn't happened in a while.
    they're saying this is gonna be the heaviest snow we've seen since the 1800s.
    i'm getting pretty sick of being part of so many historical weather events
     
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  15. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This kinda crap is why I spend most of my time being a smart a$$...

    Every time I try to give someone solid advice, my efforts are wasted :pout:
     
  16. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    hunker down.

    you Cajuns have an awesome way of handling catastrophes.

    and I'm jealous.
     
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  17. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The TSS crap in my '21 drives me freakin' nuts sometimes... If the truck is running and get out, open and close a door, or two, or three, it spends the next 5 seconds (after each door is re-closed) doing its loud beeping crap :annoyed:
     
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  18. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    yea we do.
    we about to see a baby boom in october with all these people "hunkering down":anonymous:
     
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  19. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    It would be nice if Toyota would show more restraint and be more thoughtful with their invasive conversations and decisions that they project into the vehicles.

    I will use the style of one of my mentors to make my separate but related points.

    Owners can decide whether their neighborhood or context is safe enough to use the remote start feature.

    Things can come up when you need the remote start feature initially, and then you need to open the door three or five minutes later. Do your bearings like this when it’s -15F? I don’t think mine do.

    Toyota can put a disclaimer in the manual to CT asses, they do a lot of that anyway.

    Another point, Toyota staff wants to have conversations with me through the truck, projecting their fuzzy decisions.

    The most annoying example is the “do you want to pull over” (and I think it includes a coffee symbol) if you’ve been driving for a certain number of hours.

    No, you don’t need to ask me this, Toyota Staff. No, I don’t want to pull over. I can decide that for myself. :facepalm:
     
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  20. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I currently have the "You're low on wiper fluid" warning. Too cold right now to do much about it, but I wonder who decided that needed to be a full interrupt on the head unit? Just silly. Do aftermarket HUs do that too?
     
  21. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I think that one might be tied to the lane keep assist or whatever they call it because I have LKA turned off and have never seen the coffee cup pop up. I know where it is in the DIC but always have that set to the digital speedometer.
     
  22. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Hmm, I can look into it more, but I have the LKA turned off. Maybe on that trip I had it turned on inadvertently.
     
  23. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    One of the hardest things to teach new employees - and everyone in our overseas offices - is how long it actually takes to get things done.

    "This needs to be implemented and completed by the end of the year."

    *Submitted for stakeholder review and comment December 27*

    :facepalm:
     
  24. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
    j-utah

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    That’s the trouble with calling ppl out as morons, sometimes that ends up being me.
     
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  25. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    When we travel to see our daughter in Belton, tx....we take a 2 lane interstate Mad-Max type road.

    and I tend to get to the right of the lane as big-ass semi's coming the opposite direction.

    well, after the 3rd time...it asked me if I want to pull over and rest...

    Rest?

    No.


    I want to get off this skinny ass road.
     
  26. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
    BlackNBlu

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    Be thankful your daily highs are ABOVE zero. I'd gladly take every bit of your snow if it would mean warmer temps. Bone dry up here. Just cold.
     
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  27. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
    j-utah

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    The HU pop ups can get annoying. The funny thing with the washer fluid, with my model, they completely eliminated ANY WARNING. No low fluid indicator symbol AT ALL. I know when the fluid is low when it doesn’t squirt anymore. MORONS.

    so now I carry a full extra bottle in the truck bed.

    and no, you can’t pop the hood and observe the fluid level (after you remove all the freaking snow). The tank is buried, I can only see the filler. :mad:
     
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  28. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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  29. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    i'll absolutely take this over that.
    we also get to deal with temps over 100 during the summer for weeks at at time with humidity at 70% or higher. plus hurricanes.
     
  30. Jan 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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    I was removing my OEM side steps to install sliders last week. I lost one of the mounting screws and could not find it anywhere.

    My wife found it though.
    tire.jpg
     
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