People are unbelievable

Went to the doctors office to get a flu shoot. When I came out saw this truck parked next to me

The thing is he was parked this close

This drivers is either very luck or a ninja. Not a scratch on my ride thou.

 

That got my blood boiling! Luckily there wasn't a scratch! He might have had a boot print sized dent though.

 

That would depend on whether the Dr's office was also his destination... if it was, he's a ninja. I don't believe that people have that much luck that not only does he a) make it to his destination in a ford but b) parks that close unintentionally without a scratch. So my vote is for Ninja status... earned just by ninja-ing his ford to the intended destination without it realizing it's getting close to where it should be and shitting itself in the process.

Edit... homeboy is a legit ninja. regular Off-roading is too easy for this dude... so easy that he wanted to make it more challenging so he off-roads backwards. that surely is the only reason he has a lightbar facing the wrong way?

 

I would have busted a mirror or two off of his truck for that!

 

I would have left a very colorful note.....

 

Wow. That's close.

Not sure if I'm mad or impressed.

 

That's just more proof that some people should have been swallowed at conception. Sorry if that seems a little crass, I'm really grumpy today.

 

I’ve actually considered putting a light bar backwards for tailgaters. That said, I put some really bright leds in my cargo light, which definitely blind you if you look right at them.

 

i'm stealing that line.

 

Anyone got a link for that bumper?

 

^^^ Have at it. I'm always remembered for the mean things I say, never the nice ones for some reason. My co-works and boss have a running list of what I say when I go off.

 

If you make that chit up, that’s pretty good in my book. When I get pissed I am def not creative!!

 

Maybe it's the angle of the photo but it looks like both of you are riding the line on the parking spot.

 

i was about to say the same thing, actually looks like he's over it

 

Valve stem puller, no real damage. Really inconvenient for the targeted person.

 

I’m with you. I was told that some people in our corporate office had a few of my emails posted on the walls.

 

Not to stir anything up, but looking at the second picture..you're right on the line. I am thinking that's what made them do that.

 

This always pisses me off that and when you go to the store and park way out where nobody wants to walk and you always have some lazy ass that wants to put their shopping cart close to your truck. When at the store they will park way out also because they don't want there stuff messed up but too lazy to push the cart to the cart corral.

 

asshole

 

That's usually when my creativeness flows. On top of that, I stutter when I get spun up (mild TBI). It can get pretty entertaining at work, I know they bait me sometimes just to see what and how long it will take me to get it out.

 

I did precisely that.

 

I just need one shaped like a big middle finger.

 

What a A hole..if ther wer scratches I'd take that wheel barrow n rip that light bar off

 

I say lucky. Looks like he already smashed his stock bumper and replaced it with a homemade bumper. And his rear view camera most likely stopped functioning years ago. You’re a lucky man.

 

That’s a better idea. I’ll have to get me one for times like these.