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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    4 horrible jokes in a row by @GODZILLA , if that's not ban worthy, I don't know what is.
     
  2. Jan 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Who are you and what have you done with @Azblue ? He loves hookers, and would like them in jokes.
     
  3. Jan 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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  4. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Hookers yes, bad dad style jokes, no.
     
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    Dads do not tell hooker jokes
     
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  6. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Spam is better than Metallica
     
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  7. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Depends, I'm a dad and I do all kinds of juvenile shit.
     
  8. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Also depends. New Metallica, yes.
     
  9. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Wait, spam is better than depends and new Metallica? Depends are better than Metallica?
     
  10. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Was in reference to my prior post right above that one. But, that being said, yes and at their age, I wouldn't doubt if some of them need depends.
     
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  11. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails.
     
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  12. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Plus, I'm pretty sure he's flamed me a couple of times for posting "NSFW" stuff; including a time when I posted a pic of a 'fully clothed' chick w/a giant rack...

    He said it was inappropriate and that it could get him in trouble while he's trying to 'forum' at work :evil:

    Yet, here he is talking about pussy, hookers, and farts :facepalm:
     
  13. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Somebody walking by won't read words. A pinup pic is a bit harder to miss.
     
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  14. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So, it's my responsibility to sort through and figure out where the line is drawn in your professional sandbox??? :duel:


    Pretty sure typing the word 'pussy' would be more frowned upon than looking at a picture you could find in an online swimsuit catalog :notsure:


    I'm just saying, when I picture someone wanting to adhere to the NSFW clause, I'm assuming they're using the 'if you wouldn't put it in an email to your boss (pics, language, etc.), then you probably shouldn't doing it all during work time and on work devices...:D
     
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  15. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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  16. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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    You know who isn't better than Metallica? Cardi B
     
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    no... bad... go back to your hole...
     
  18. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Are you saying that cardi B is better?
     
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    Florida AF

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    no sir. I dont like Metallica much for nothing, but Cardi B... that is just noise.
     
  20. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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    Welp, I went back and read your post again. I fell for it. I will leave my reaction for others to learn, but yeah.. reading can be hard..


    that said... Cardi B sucks.
     
  21. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    She's truly horrific
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Pardon my hypocrisy. Posts deleted.
     
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    Florida AF

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    We agree on this. holistically without "buts"
     
  24. Jan 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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    Listen to Ride the Lightning.
     
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    You just wait
    :spam:
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Perhaps when one is at work, they should work.:rolleyes:

    I'm glad it isn't just me that realizes the stupidity that is posted ...:cool:

    Have a great weekend Gentlemen..:thumbsup:
     
  28. Jan 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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    Trust me. His idea of good music is probably more along the lines with the soundtrack from Frozen or something
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Maybe he wants to babysit...
     
  30. Jan 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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