Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I use a liquid screen protector on my watch and on prior phones have put it on the screen as well but I take good care of my stuff and don't really need a screen protector. The wife must have one as she has a tendency to put her phone in stupid places that break or scratch it.

 

But we need to complain about taxes more. That is the purpose of this thread. And I can buy a lot of screens with all of the taxes this old man pays.

 

Guess you need to decide where your loyalties lie.

 

I know! There was a plethera of Dad jokes...

That means a lot to me.

 

I’m getting ready for some bad weather by not doing anything since the last bad weather. MGM for the win

 

What the hell is this shit?

 

Shampoo is a really weird word for a cleaning product

 

Lol.

 

My wife asked "have you seen the dogs' bowl?"



















































































I said "I didn't know they could."

 

I came for the hot chicks (no pun intended)!
Where they at?

 

Don't ask @LarryDangerfield

 

Personalized plates are all you need. Before you know it they'll be knocking your door down live and in person.



The best part is that this isn't even a meme. It's an actual photo from an ad on Amazon.

 

my prediction.

Houston will be in the news....for being stupid.

 

again

 

I surmise - it is due to the climate of Mexico....as it does not freeze/snow there.

and since they all are in Houston now.....here we are.

and the learning curve of those afore mentioned, must be a flat line.

 

In all fairness, i posted this... from... Florida... soooooo..... pot calling

 

I went thru that exact stent removal crap after lithotripsy..
Shoving a 1/4 inch metal tube into my junk with just a little gel at the top..
The pain was worse than the kidney stone pain.
I immediately changed doctors.

My future stents from the new urologist were left coming out of the end of the hole and taped to the side.
When it was time to remove them, they told me to sit on the toilet and push like I was urinating.
Then I slowly pulled the stent out.
Sounds terrible but it was a much better option than them going into my bladder to get it out.

That was back in the 1990s, any stones I've had since I just passed..
No more lithotripsy, at least not yet..

 

So you're telling me all the affluent immigrants from Mexico are the ones with Texas plates displaying horrible driving skills and complete lack of awareness on the roads in my state as well?

In other words.

I'm not buying it.

I surmise it's all the affluent inflated egos.

Because our immigrants have assimilated just fine with our local drivers as fully capable of driving as my second data point.

And believe me when I say.

We have many.