Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I know, I know... Do what you must...
I am the bacon antichrist.
Trust me, it's not easy to live with the hatred of something like bacon when it is absolutely beloved by most.

 

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence or stupidity.

(Sorry I'm a day and several pages behind.)

To be slightly more current:
Not only do I enjoy gelatinous meat cubes / meat goop, I cannot fathom anyone not enjoying bacon. It is completely beyond comprehension.
I'm sorry @IMXPLRN , we cannot be friends.

 

Fair.
I can't even stand the smell of bacon cooking. Absolute filth. LOL

 

So now I'm curious, is it just bacon? All pork? Or any/all fried meat products?

 

FTR - it doesn't matter.

Bacon is all that matters.

 

You've been hanging out with @LarryDangerfield too much.

 

<ducking under my desk>

 

Roses are red.
Bacon is red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.

 

Just bacon.
I love pulled pork, carnitas.
Oh.
Fuck Ham too. There is no place in this world for sweet meat.

 

Just got back from getting my oil changed at the dealer, I don't have the time or desire to do it myself.
I was looking through the lot of 2025 Tundras, all they had were SRs, SR5s, and one Limited.
Saw one I liked that didn't have a window sticker but had a stock number sticker on it.
I went in and asked a salesman to look up the price.
We got to talking and they haven't had a 1794 or Platinum on the lot in months.
They have not received any 4-Runners in 4 months.
He said the days of having big inventories are long gone.

He showed me the price and it has just about the same options as my 2014 SR5 minus all my mods.
I paid $38K for mine in 12/2014, the price of this one was $60K.
It just reminds me why I plan to keep my 2014 until it costs more to fix it than it is worth..

 

Maybe but it probably hurts less than the reverse

 

I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks.

 

I agree with you on SPAM, But Bacon. Bacon is meat candy. I am one that will usually eat anything at least once, But I was cooking SPAM to have SPAM and eggs. It was absolutely disgusting, BUT BACON???
BACON IS AWSOME

 

I choke on my own spit, dude. I think tripping up a flight of stairs might be a superpower.

 

We didn't get to go to the State Fair last year but a BACON item won the award for best taste.
It looks terrible, but the rumor was it was very good..

Big Tex Choice Awards | State Fair of Texas

 

I've got a meme for that but we can't do politics..

 

Looks like a nasty open wound

 

My wife walked in my office when I posted that and she said it looked like used maxi-pad.

 

That's kinda yuck right there

 

She said it, not me..
I love her...