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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Really? :facepalm:
     
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    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    here's my prejudice with SPAM.

    Growing up in Galveston, TX, those that ate spam were considered....how do I say this....underprivileged.

    and, since then, it has maintained it's rep. except for those weirdos in Hawaii.


    I reckon I'm gonna skip out on this culinary escapade.
     
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  3. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    which means....reluctantly....I'm with @LarryDangerfield on this one.
     
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  4. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  5. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Jimmy Dean sausage is decent but nothing to get excited about so if spam isn't even that good then it's mid af frfr
    :p
     
  6. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    It's salty meat goop. The reason why people like frying it on a hot skillet is to get a maillard reaction that provides a bit of texture, flavor and pleasant crispness. Otherwise it is just a gelatinous meat cube.

    It's gotten a bit of a revival in recent times as far as popularity is concerned with young folks acting like it is some amazing thing but make no mistake, it's ground up left over cuts and salt mixed together. It has a long shelf life for a reason. There are better meats available for breakfast, see bacon, sausage, linguica, chorizo etc...
     
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  7. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    In colonial New England, lobster was considered peasant food. It was reserved for prisoners, poor, and unwanted guests.

    Y'all with your unadventurous palates...

    32 Slammin' Spam Recipes
     
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  8. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    maillard reaction...I have lived this long without knowing that.

    my learning day is now complete:bananadance:




    I will now use it in a sentence.....

    maillard reaction is what I like to do to a big ham-steak on a cast iron skillet.
     
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  9. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, 6-7 is fair.

    I'll never try it straight out of the can. My kids call it "cat foodie stuff" :rofl:
     
  10. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    :eek2:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm guessing most of you wont like potted meat or hogs head cheese :D
     
  12. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    But I bet everyone here has eaten a tamale at least once.
     
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  13. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    whoa.

    hold on there a cotton-pickin' minute.


    whatever it is you are about to say....don't say it.
     
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  14. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I suppose you'll find all sorts of modern recipes that are just ground pork or somesuch. But real tamales in a real Mexican restaurant aren't that.
     
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  15. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I ate Vienna sausages when I was a kid and a young adult with little money..

    I used to work in a small grocery store in the early 80s and one of the old guys would eat potted meat and crackers..
    He would also eat sardines out of the can and that was disgusting..
    The store had a deli and usually, it was the older people that bought head cheese..

    The deli sold BBQ and hot link sandwiches for the lunch run, a $1 a piece.
    The BBQ was made of scrap meat (beef and pork) and the ends of ALL the lunch meat loaves.
    Although both the BBQ and hot link sandwiches were damn good with some hot sauce..:thumbsup:
     
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  16. Jan 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    we are in east Houston___our ops manager occasionally will get various mexican delights for lunch.

    he simply tells me to eat it...and not ask what it is.

    and it is always outstandingly delicious.
     
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    kirkb

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    Vienna sausages!!! Yup, most of the stuff we now think less of I grew up on as a kid because we had to.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sounds kind of like haggis. Everyone has an idea of what was in it originally but nowadays it's pretty just much sausage and it's delicious.
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I lived in a little Mexican neighborhood in Grand Prairie when I was in my early 20's, and one of the residents had a tricycle with a box built onto it and he went around the neighborhood on Wednesdays selling tamales - 6 for $2 or something like that. They were great.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    For me, Spam stays in my Emergency food stash.
    Good amount of protein, fat, calories and sodium when shtf.
    "5 year" shelf life, probably would taste the same after 15.

    I eat it a couple times a year when it sounds good for breakfast
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    You guys are acting like I’m Auguste Escoffier because I used the word Maillard :rofl:

    Thanks for the laugh and cheering me up. You guys never disappoint.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Honestly it's no worse than this stuff...

    shopping_2fce8a3ed1149b67591b0c42bc584f3989d60160.jpg


    Sizzling hot pan, fry it up and...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Here...

    This will put a smile on anyone's face... A Tundra Pro in its natrual habitat!!!!

    Click the link in this post, scroll through a few photos and then enjoy the 20 sec video :thumbsup:

    2354
     
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    Spam is foul. I tried it once and it's one of those "foods" (is it actually a food?) that gives me instant gag reflex. Super unpopular opinion... bacon is worse than spam.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Can’t believe we’ve had about two pages worth of spam discussions lol
     
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    T-Rex266

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    3 more arson arrests in CA. Don’t think they’re related to big ones. Just copy cats
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Which kind of makes it a giant 2 page ad for Spam, which makes it ironic. Ironic Spam is the name of my sister's garage band.
     
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    True and an interesting story...
     
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