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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    A BJ perhaps?? :notsure:
     
  2. Jan 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Oh crap NWBP is about to go woke :rofl:
     
  3. Jan 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Fuk that.

    What's in the new ones? Tampons and hormone blockers?
    Pass!
     
  4. Jan 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Speaking of stuff that used to come with cigarettes, I still have a couple of unopened packs of complimentary ones that my grandmother had saved from some of her flights on Air France.



    20180116_154845.jpg 20180116_154849.jpg
     
  5. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :laugh:
     
  6. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I don’t smoke, but I wonder if those are light, menthol or “normal” (?) ones
     
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  7. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
  8. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No idea.
     
  9. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    FAFO?
     
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  10. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Now, if they included free vials of test. Sign me up. Get men back to being men
     
  11. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Na, I'm good.
     
  12. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    They'd probably be okay supplying you w/some adderall (or so I've heard :spy:), but doubtful they'll pony up any test or GH... :muscleflexing:
     
  13. Jan 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Shit, send me some GH.
     
  14. Jan 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    LOL

    I forgot about those. I used mostly tan cases, the green ones were on another level... and also, not good.
     
  15. Jan 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I haven't had spam since I was like 12 or 13. I should probably try it again.
     
  16. Jan 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    https://youtu.be/SQ44aQWnH4I
     
  17. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
    Azblue

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    Yes, you should.
     
  18. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I have NEVER eaten SPAM.

    someone ballpark the flavor/texture for me.

    on this scale:

    1...................................................10
    grape energy drink ____________ bacon
     
  19. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    If you flop it out of the can, drop it on a plate, and expect to have a Foie Gras experience... definite 1

    If you flop it out of the can, drop in a sizzling cast iron skillet (make a hash out of it or even serve it up w/some eggs and hash browns)...solid 6 :thumbsup:
     
  20. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    you lost me at "flop".
     
  21. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
    Azblue

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    Yep, fried a good 6-7. Not quite Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage good, but pretty damn good.
     
  22. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
    kirkb

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  23. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    The flop can definitely scare folks away....
     
  24. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I have witnessed it once in my life.

    it has that gelatin coagulation crap covering minced ham....is that a fair description?
     
  25. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
    kirkb

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    What Is Spam Made Of?
    Spam contains six ingredients: a mixture of pork and ham meat, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite, a food preservative added to bacon, hot dogs, cured meats, sausage, and smoked fish. Aside from adding potato starch in the 1990s, Spam's recipe is relatively unchanged.
     
  26. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    :notsure:
     
  27. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I'm doing my best to learn something today.

    you are failing me.
     
  28. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
    Azblue

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    See, it's practically a health food.
     
  29. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Hmmm...not as good as Jimmy Dean sausage..... perhaps I don't have to try it ...
     
  30. Jan 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Imagine it for what it is. Leftover pork bits spiced and salted, and smashed together to make a loaf. It's $4 for a can. Go get you some, flop it, slice it, fry it, and try it. I don't like it by itself, but it makes a good ingredient.
     

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