Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

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For you boomers who enjoy a good dad joke....

Here's the equivalent, but in meme form

 

Quiz answer - Back in 1960, the nominee was the one running who received the most delegate votes and the VP was not selected by the nominee but was the person with the next highest delegate votes. Thus, JFK ended up with a VP he did not like.
Boomer knowledge.

 

I actually read that once but wasn't sure of my answer and didn't want to get scolded by a boomer. I had enough of that growing up.

 

I didn't have the circumstances for context, but yes, good stuff.

 

Thank you!!!

This is the internet, and I deserve to be validated...

 

I damn near spit I laughed so hard at this.

 

My pleasure. I was in my 30s before I learned the virtues of limberger cheese. And it's tasty too.

 

We eat that stuff by the crate in our house...

 

Mmmm.. Mercury

 

Man... I can NOT eat anything that I don't enjoy smelling.


I'm sure it limits my 'experiences', but just can't do it...

In fact, there's times when my wife will heat up or set some seriously funky shit on the table, and I just get up and walk out before

 

I am back on my reduced to no dairy thing... the worst part is and always is... no cheese. I love cheese. Various cheeses... the exception I allow to the modification is goat cheese stays... but cow cheese is missed....

also, a fun on for coworkers trash cans, banana peels.

 

What's a red blooded American doing assassinating a sitting US president with a commie rifle?

 

I no longer have co-workers... but tell me more!!!!

 

Isn't our sense of smell tied really heavily to our sense of taste? Like the blind fold experiment where you have somebody taking a bite of lemon but you hold an orange under their nose and there's a percentage of people that will think they're eating an orange or something. I swear I read that somewhere, but now I'm not sure if it was debunked or not.

 

Well, if we're going there.... same rules apply

Foul odor is a sign of something being off...

So, simply put, take care of your _ _ _ _ _ or I walk

 

Funny story, sort of me either... but anyway. Everyone loves bananas and most people do not find the smell off putting. but you throw a peel in an office trash can and for some reason it gets ripe fast. then the smell overpowers everything in the area... like, everything.... and even better, people will go to find where and they usually cant find it. Drives people nuts and the whispers start, but in the end... its not terrible just strong.

yup. And most American cheese, specifically cow based, is an inflammatory. Every time i cut it I have less joint pain. This time though, I am doing it in conjunction with other efforts for weight loss. I am working my ass off but need to adjust the intake. Dairy always goes first.

 

Yes, and there's numerous olfactory receptors in our mouths as well


Also, molecules are the small particles responsible for all physical and chemical properties of a substance, including what that substance smells like...


So, when someone next to you farts and you take in a deep breath, you are essentially inhaling particles from someone's a$$

 

Got some base moulding installed today around the house, I’ll be glad when it’s over.

 

I should try this out.

 

Oh shit. Dad just walked in the house. And silence falls amongst the children...

 

I didnt believe it.. but then I tried it and was shocked... our food is such trash.

 

Nice work!
You missed a lot today..

 

more power to you! I hate that job with a passion