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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
    OldGuy03

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    They already wrote the song...

    Never made it as a wise man
    I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
    Tired of livin' like a blind man
    I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
    And this is how you remind me

    This is how you remind me of what I really am
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry
    I was waitin' on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken
    For handing you a heart worth breakin'
    And I've been wrong, I've been down
    Been to the bottom of every bottle
    These five words in my head
    Scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"

    Yet, yet, yet, no, no
    Yet, yet, yet, no, no

    It's not like you didn't know that
    I said, "I love you," and I swear I still do
    And it must have been so bad
    'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you

    And this is how you remind me of what I really am
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry
    I was waitin' on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken
    For handing you a heart worth breakin'
    And I've been wrong, I've been down
    Been to the bottom of every bottle
    These five words in my head
    Scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"

    Yet, yet, yet, no, no
    Yet, yet, yet, no, no
    Yet, yet, yet, no, no
    Yet, yet, yet, no, no

    Never made it as a wise man
    I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
    And this is how you remind me
    This is how you remind me

    This is how you remind me of what I really am
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry
    I was waitin' on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken
    For handing you a heart worth breakin'
    And I've been wrong, I've been down
    Been to the bottom of every bottle
    These five words in my head
    Scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"

    Yet, yet, are we havin' fun yet?
    Yet, yet, are we havin' fun yet?
    Yeah, yeah (These five words in my head scream)
    Are we havin' fun yet?
    Yeah, yeah (These five words in my head)
    No, no
     
  2. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I'm starting to think it was an Avocado wearing a French beret that did it.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Well, that song is stuck in my head now.
     
  4. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
    Outbound

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    Ok, that's the greatest honor. THEN the Valhalla thing.
     
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  5. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
    Desert Dog

    Desert Dog Nobody rides for free

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    The most magical bullet ever, before or since ;)
     
  6. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    Outbound

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    Better Nickelback than Adams.
     
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  7. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yeah, that sounds about right.
     
  8. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    OldGuy03

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  9. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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  10. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Millenials destroyed the canned tuna industry.
     
  11. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:
     
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  12. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Winning.
     
  13. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Your wife wins, you lose.
     
  14. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
    Outbound

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    Damn hippies and dolphin lovers.
     
  15. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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    Although the thread is 'Old Guys', I believe it's good that younger members are involved. We older members should be willing to share what we know and understand.
     
  16. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    In all seriousness, surely those pipes are too small for a Tundra exhaust.

    https://youtu.be/hmJiZ8VcfD4?si=xnJ85frsiSXJxe4u
     
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    You misunderstand, Sir. This would be Adams and Nickelback collaborating for your song.
     
  18. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Well the pouches are better, especially the lemon pepper one.
     
  19. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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    Im ok with that simply so I can watch mayhem when Kroeger and Adams get in the same room. I'm taking bets on the outcome. 2:1 odds on Keoeger.
     
  20. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  21. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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    Do they have a beef or something? I know very little about either.
     
  22. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Would and did..

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Holy crap :eek:


    You fools have been seriously busy today... and w/that I've got to say there's some serious pent-up sexual frustration among us!!!!


    On days like this I expect to see a post about 3-4 pages in from @j-utah depicting some kind of farm animal, wild animal, tranquil landscape, a freakin' mailbox, or simply some random quote that I've got to go back and re-read a few times cuz my brain can't deciper some of that shit :boink:


    But, where is he when we need him to soften the tone of this thread.... :notsure: (AWOL)


    Well, today I'm your @j-utah :D


    So, here it goes....


    upload_2025-1-12_18-37-59.jpg



    :popcorn:


    PS>>> Please note appropriate spacing for @nobodyintexas 's morning OCD compliance :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Did a little searching and now I'm positive it was @French Avocado

    french-avocado-shooter.png
     
  25. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Advantage Keoeger..
    He was tapping this for a while..

    [​IMG]

    We saw Taylor Swift open for Avril 20 years ago.
    Yes, my daughter was a teenager at the time.
    Took her to see Nickleback twice..:thumbsup:
     
  26. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    History hour quiz - if JFK and LBJ hated each other then why was LBJ JFK’s VP?
     
  27. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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    Two very different styles of music and personalities.
     
  28. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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    That my friend is a loaded question.
     
  29. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    PS>>> Serious question for the Canadian dudes up north arguing about generations and such... :evil:


    So, since your numbers are all different up that way, does that factor into how y'all ;) classify generations????


    Are your boomers, Xs and milenials the same as ours, or since 62 American years is equal to like 100 Canadian years, are you guys like 2-3 times further along in generational assignment??? :boink:
     
  30. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Do we want to edge into politics?
    We could easily shut this thread down with things I could say about vice president choices..:eek2::cool:
     

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