Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Maybe that was a form of symbolized communication and that was her way of communicating to you that she wants you to unsheath YOUR saber

Apparently, you skipped a couple of those training courses; the ones on non-verbal communication

 

Nothing is hotter than watching your girl get seriously pissed and having her face with that 'serious all screwed up at you look' while she's chasing you circles w/every intention of kicking your ass

Then once she catches you and beats you w/every kitchen tool she can get her hands on, you spend the rest of the weekend saying 'thank you, ma'am, is there anything else I can do for you tonight'... (cue @Blue Thunder )

 

Been toying with the idea of moving back to Arizona. Been bouncing back and forth between California and Arizona since 2016. Get tired of California's craziness, move to Arizona. Miss my friends, family, the ocean, lush greenery after two+ years in Arizona and move back to California. Been through this cycle 2 times already, having moved to Arizona in 2016 - Back to California 2018 - Back to Arizona 2019 - Back to California 2022 - Present...

I was born and raised in California and lived here for the first 34 years of my life. Outside of friends/family I have no attachments to California, especially having lived in another state and thoroughly enjoying being left alone by the State legislature as far as laws are concerned. Just hitting my personal limit with the craziness of this place.

Only problem is I have really crazy high blood pressure when it is left untreated with meds which has caused severe chronic kidney disease and severe anemia so the constant moving and having to find a new doctor has done permanent damage to my body likely taking years off of my life.

Was doing fine for a bit but am feeling the desire to move out of California again, likely for what remainder of my life I have left.

PSA for everyone, don't be a dumbass like me, those of you with high blood pressure, take your meds, even if you feel "fine". You could be destroying your kidneys without realizing it and that can't be fixed with any prescription meds.

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Sorry if the post is all over the place, just been a long day and I am exhausted (severe anemia effects, busy day, sleeping like dogshit).

 

Yep!

 

Yeahnahbro!

 

I think it’s just like regular cookware, but the handles are shaped like dildos.

 

Damn dude. Move where you're happy, you can always visit for the CA fix.

Can you line up a doc before you move so it's a smooth transition?

 

FYI- your memories travel with you.

 

Did you eat a gas station burrito bomb tonight, cuz you spicy!

 

Nah, but when somebody essentially tells you that you're wrong because something matters to you and that your caring about it makes you simpleminded, I feel you're justified in telling them to fuck off.

 

What a party animal!

@Azblue this you?

 

Trust me, if I could refuse to give my money to the government without them taking all my shit and putting me in prison, they'd get nothing.

 

whoa... people admit to sandals?

 

I'm not liking that.

 

I just ordered some Combat Flipflops. Two types even.

 

whoa........

brave man... I dont even own a pair... and I am thankful for that