How much is too much

Mercedes A class has a fuckin digital dipstick... You pull up a stupid little bar graph on the head unit that shows the oil level. I'm thoroughly convinced I overfilled this POS but it says it's good so

 

So I get to my lil spot for the night and there are already a couple dudes chillin, looks like they live in a u-haul Chevy Express van. Knowing how much that situation absolutely sucks, I'm gonna see if they wanna join me for dinner. After all, the homeless community is just that, a community, and we gotta look out for each other since nobody else is gonna do it.

 

https://www.caring.com/senior-living/missouri/potosi/georgian-gardens-nursing-center-63660
This place is slowly killing a buddy of mine, I want them to go fuckin viral. Hit me up if you wanna help spread this info and get these folks the care they need (and are paying $6k a month for but not receiving)

 

Not my proudest moment y'all but probably one my best shots... The folks across the street have (had lol) some ridiculously bright lights on a motion detector that is aimed at our driveway. Every time I walk out to my truck it's like a damn ghetto bird is lighting me up. Well, enough was enough and I put the ol crossman legacy to use on the bulbs this morning. Even after over a decade of not being so much as looked at that damn BB gun is still dead on balls accurate.

 

I have an old .22 my granddad bought in his 20's (he would be 90 this year) that is the same way. Guaranteed on the money, every time!

I'm not really a gun guy, though I have a collection, but that stupid thing always gives me a smile and good time when I get it out every 5-7 years or so.

It should get much more use when I get out of the city in a few months!

 

The .22 is my 2nd favorite. That colt is my favorite by far.

 

I looked at the pic for a few minutes to no avail. Finally i had to hunt the internet to find the answer.

 

It took me a minute. For some reason I don't think that was an accident

 

Didn’t wanna just ask them about the lights? Maybe see if they could re-aim them? Shooting them out with your BB gun is kind of a dick move.

 

I’m just thinking of the cops taking grandma into custody…

 

I've had that chat with them once already and another about the ammo and pocket change that I have them on camera taking out of my truck. They deserve what they got and then some.

 

These thieving fools won't report jack, they don't want me to show the cops the video of them going in my truck and stealing shit

In the last 10 years this neighborhood has gone to shit. 20 years without locking a door and now I have to lock up like knox. Ghetto ass people bringin their ghetto ass behavior to my suburb has me pretty heated.

 

Without that streetlight, now they have to go back to peering through the window with a flashlight again

 

That would be the Karen next door who tries to call code compliance on us for every stupid thing. She had a car parked on the street for a literal year then tried to say I had a derelict in my driveway when my tire was flat for 3 days.
I'll be so glad when they're gone.

 

I looked at this for a few minutes yesterday and couldn't see it. Showed it to my wife and asked her do you see a hidden word in there? Within seconds she told me.

 

The T-shirt was a good one, but this is so much better.



Ice cube and iced tea are obvious, any guesses on Whitney?

 

I don't think i would have ever gotten it. Maybe if it was a different shirt i would have...
RE-
Dux
Inforce
Coil
Kindle

 

Ok I got it... Whitney=Coke.

 

Idk why I want this, but I really really do.

 

The tac-sac



Grab it by the balls.

 

I can get this tray for just under $5k. It's a little lighter and much more functional than the stock truck bed and I don't think the camper can F it up as much.
What would y'all do? I can sell my rust free bed in a heartbeat to offset the cost and will.




It might save me from having to upgrade trucks

 

At least the camper would be a better fit and I could use some proper turnbuckles. Id look better than what I've got going on now.

 

Something just occurred to me and I laughed. We lift our trucks, then the tires look small so we get the biggest one that "will fit" then those tires rub so we lift our trucks. Then the tires look small again....

We should all just get a mega truck and call it a day. LOL

 

Needs more lift.

 

I think this counts as a rickrolling.

 

Do it