Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

just act old & crotchety....you'll do fine.


and be funny.

 

Fuggin deal

 

Samezies on the social life, pretty much fully family focused these days. Less a MTB ride or two a week

 

I might do some yelling today. Not because I need to. Because I want to. Heh

 

The snow get to you?

 

noted twice. I love a good wing!

Absolutely love the area. Lived in Destin for a bit so I played there a lot. Looking forward to making new memories there and washing away the old ones. Oh, and going to a seafood shop and filling the cooler!

same!

 

Yes... you lack the experience necessary to effectively communicate and elicit worthwhile lifestyle changes of the folks within this thread


PS>>> To that green thunder, or blue thunder or yellow thunder dry month of January dude (whoever the hell you are today)...

The bottle of red wine I had last night was fairly 'dry', does that count??

 

You know he's gonna start telling dad jokes now, right???

 

I think you mean 'salty'

 

We only got a few inches here.

Now I’m off to the labs to get bloodwork like an old man

 

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?


Bison

 

That's what she said

 

What about the store owners? Not everything is about you.

 

It'd be nice if we had a justice system and not a legal system. Get caught stealing? Cut a hand off.

 

This month I identify as hungry and thirsty.

 

Orange beach has a Moes also @Florida AF. And yes, The Florabama is an experience one must not miss when in Gulf Shores. And the fishing.

Need, want, deserve, god given right, no matter how it's spun y'all still have limits on your laws there. It's not like any state has absolute freedom without governance. The term need was used in jest (see below). And it's not just liqour laws. Or gun laws. It's laws that are in place that prevent us from being free from oppressions. I didn't start this slippery slope but I'm sure as shit not changing my tune. So if you want to delve into the whole mess I'm here to discuss and weigh in. After I do some snow plowing, and go outside and play on the mtn of course.

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you should practice more with your pistol. Because those extra 4 rounds your state "allows" isn't going to compensate if you don't. @Tripleconpanna has given us a detailed drawing practice regime, if you don't draw with repetition, you're also likely to miss with repetition.

And let us be real here about what laws allow us to have and what we choose to have. If we are true purists in the sense of 2A as @1794TX has duly noted, we aren't following any gun laws. Because if we do, we can't truly protect ourselves from the tyrannical government who is armed to the hilt. To be a ture patriot would mean that one will not follow the laws that deny them their 2A right before it was modified over and over and over... following the modified laws on 2A only makes one a shill for their gov that takes away that right.

But, there's more...

Do we truly think we can defend ourselves against a government that has access to rockets and bombs and leagues of troops trained in war ops at their disposal because of how gun laws are written? Would the cops be on our side? Or used against us? Lots to unpack thinking that a few words in different states gives us any freedom in what that word actually means.

 

I am just going to say it. Joe Rogan is a phuking idiot and his podcast is horrible. How can anyone listen to that asshat for more than 30 seconds?

Wait, I might just be yelling at the clouds on this one. Am I the only person that wants to listen to the interviewee without being interrupted?

 

Podcasts, I’ve heard of those, that’s the thing where people blather on about things, and then someone is sitting near them and blathers more. And then they sell stuff.

 

I don’t know, that’s a slippery slope man. What if you go pee outside in the backyard some night, and the lady next door thinks you’re rubbing one out

 

Thank you. He has great guests very often (sprinkled in between dumbass comedians and UFC fighters); but jeezus, if you get a VP candidate or industry expert on your show, ask good questions and then shut the fuck up and let them talk. Nobody cares what a narcissistic ayahuasca addicted comedian thinks about politics or the healthcare industry.

 

apologies for quoting myself...

Having said that, his interview with Mike Benz was good (and he shut the fuck up).

 

>>>inline above...sorry, I am not adept at responding.

 

gotta disagree...Rogan is probably the best podcast format interview out right now.

 

Tucker Carlson.