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  1. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    nope.

    too dangerous.

    and not fun.

    and no A/C.
     
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  3. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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    Reported. Speculative
     
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  4. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    wait...which part?
     
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  5. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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    A lot. Clean energy is a misleading concept supported by the ev agenda. Evs aren't clean is my point.
     
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  6. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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    Too dangerous

    not fun
     
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  7. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    ok...I'll concede the fun part.


    I stand firm(with arms crossed) on dangerous.
     
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  8. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    FTR - I've never ridden a motorcycle.

    closest I've been is a mini bike.

    my godfather was in the Shriner's mini-patrol.
     
    nobodyintexas, Jan 2, 2025
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  9. Jan 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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    Come on grandpa. They are more dangerous, but that's the little dopamine hit that actually makes it more fun.
     
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  10. Jan 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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    Which is why your opinion is moot on this topic...
     
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  11. Jan 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    nope.

    the margin of error is Death.
     
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  12. Jan 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    fair enough.


    I was extrapolating my BMX experience with half-pipes & pools. somehow I made it out unscathed.


    motorcycles? I can name a handful of friends that either died or have serious injuries.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Mine too. I guess I should quit preaching to the choir.
     
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    0% :anonymous:
     
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    This is were we stray on opinions. Though your point is true for most, riding outside of urban areas decrease's this margin drastically. Less caged idiots around, not to mention, the majority of miles I used to ride were off road. So for me that stat is also not applied as I'm an outlier in usage stats.

    edit; in my lifetime I'd venture to guess that I have well over 300k miles on a moto.
     
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    Yeah, sometimes sarcasm doesn't come off so well in text. Maybe I could've used a question mark instead of an ellipses.
     
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    Accurate.

    People that buy them to save the environment... :smack:
     
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    Orca killer!
    :rofl:
     
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    You just wait
    There is absolutely no way I trust ram to make a vehicle that complex that is also reliable. Honestly at this point I don't even trust Toyota to make one like that.
     
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    Orcas are assholes.
     
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    CT sales will now increase.
     
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