Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Well props to her for putting up with you! LOL

 

We would always mess with my mom and put different manger animals in Jesus’ bed each day

 

My wife and I are non-believers (atheists) and we celebrate Christmas because it's part of the American culture.

We decorate the house and put up our pagan tree, zero religious decorations though.

 

A Pagan tree; the power of nature, and/or religious beliefs..
At least you believe in something..

 

Don't need to be religious to enjoy Christmas.

 

Cooking steaks in the rain. Serves me right I guess.

 

Apparently not..

 

The Pagan tree, aka Christmas tree.

 

Ya I get it..

 

Thank you

 

Why would you.
Are a non-believer.

Perhaps try gesundheit.
It isn't religious and fits you perfectly..



Maybe try Prosit when toasting your nonalcoholic drink with others in a group setting..

 

Had a virtue-signaling coworker years ago that loved to throw her superior wokeness in front of everyone. This was years before these terms became popular.

If someone sneezed and another person said “bless you” she’d make a giant stink about saying “Gesundheit“ .

I get a laugh when someone says it now:

 

Far from it. Even if she was, just listening to her talk would make you turtle.

 

Nah, @Azblue would still let her give him a blowie.

Called it!

 

So much literal and religious stuff.
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Yule. Who cares, it's a time to spend with friends and family. The days are getting longer, one of my favorite parts.
It's a time during the darkest days of the year to celebrate.
It's a magical time to be a child. It's a magical time to be an adult that can make a child smile.
It's about food, and music and fellowship.
A time to set aside differences and find commonality. I just said commonality.

Enough soapbox, Merry Christmas muther fuckers.

 

My daughter always cries big time when she hears Silent Night, never fails. That song just triggers her. So we cheered her up with Dominick the Christmas Donkey.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM

 

Christmas is a corporate holiday, has been for decades now. Even if started as a religious one. Similar to @JMB I feel like Christmas is about finding peace with our differences amongst one another and celebrating love and family over food and drinks.

 

Well put fellas, sorry if i brought down the Christmas mood.

The nitty gritty on all that crap doesn't matter. Happiness and health is where it's at!

 

@Tripleconpanna
How's the storm on the coast?
4-8" of snow predicted for us tonight

 

My wife is not a morning person at all. Christmas is the one day a year she'll get up early without complaint. And sometimes when we're going on vacation, especially to the mountains.