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  1. Dec 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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    Merry Christmas all!
     
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    Think my kid will know it's a gaming chair?

    IMG_6593.jpg
     
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    Managing people and building solid teams does not require one have the ability to actaully DO the job :hattip:
     
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    I rapelled Hoover dam a few times a couple of decades ago... does that count??? :notsure:
     
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    He does legs.... just nothing below the knees :rofl:
     
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    That looks incredible... send one my way :hungry:
     
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    Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
     
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    Merry Christmas everyone!
     
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    Merry Christmas!

    I'm at work but happy to be here. Holidays are usually really calm, and I'm the only one here so I get to show up in shorts. :cool:
     
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  11. Dec 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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    Why was the snowman so happy, @Azblue ?







    Because he heard the snowblower coming.
     
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    That was hilarious. Kids need a little trauma to be well adjusted and able to function when shit hits the fan. This is parenting done right. LOL
     
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    Merry Christmas!
     
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    Merry Christmas truck gang!
     
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    Merry Christmas
     
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    Did Raina get presents?
     
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    Live~
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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Merry Christmas everyone!
     
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    Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
     
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    My wife approves...:cool:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Finally, just one more day and it's over for a whole year.

    Ba humbug!
     
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    It's just the wife, the dogs, and I today.
    I'm going to make a pot roast around noon for us.
    Kinda glad it's just us today.

    The kids and their families are coming over Saturday evening, I'm ordering catered Mexican food for dinner...:thumbsup:
     
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    Booo! Give her gifts! Collagen chew and some belly rubs.
     
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    Netflix, sportsball pregame, Lindsay Lohan used the word “load” in her cameo, and now we have shirtless guy talking about partying with menopausal women. Melanie Collins has a hooker jacket. This is loads of something so far on Xmas morning.
    :popcorn:
     
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    GF jalapeño and bacon waffles with a dusting of parmesan cheese, blueberries and each pocked filled with syrup. HeavenIMG_5732.jpg
     
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    Pancakes are superior.
     
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