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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Should men shave their legs?

  1. Yes

    2 vote(s)
    6.7%
  2. No

    3 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. Not just no but HELL NO!

    12 vote(s)
    40.0%
  4. Only if they shop at Target and drink Bud Light

    13 vote(s)
    43.3%
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Solved the cliff hanger. Nobody wants to be dictated. Well, maybe she did, and that's what her counter was all about.

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  2. Dec 22, 2024 at 11:17 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    29 year old marrying an 18 year old is always a recipe for success.
     
  3. Dec 22, 2024 at 11:30 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes

    My wife was 27 when we met. I was 19 lol
     
  4. Dec 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Sounds like you were mature for your age and some of your best tools aren’t rechargeable.
     
  5. Dec 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My mother's PC has Windows 7 on it.
    My Dad has issues...:rolleyes:
     
  6. Dec 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Plenty of 10+ year gaps that are happy and successful marriages.
     
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  7. Dec 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Looking forward to longer days and shorter skirts..
    Not a fan of winter and more clothing..
     
  8. Dec 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Our first and only marriage. To fuck with her, sometimes I introduce her as my first wife
     
  9. Dec 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Last edited: Dec 22, 2024
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  10. Dec 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  11. Dec 22, 2024 at 5:42 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I work with an old fart who refers to his wife as his "future ex-wife". They've been together for 30+ years, so when I ask when the divorce is happening he says "l'm old, I'm tired, and divorce sounds suspicously like hard work and hassle. Also, calling her that keeps her on her toes..."
     
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  12. Dec 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  13. Dec 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :nuclear:
     
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  14. Dec 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Freaking Brrrr
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    New pellet stove is awesome but still had to grab this crusty space heater from the outlaws to keep the wife comfortable
    New boiler going in tomorrow :fingerscrossed:everything goes smooth

    edit it’s 8*
     
  15. Dec 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Only thing you're missing is a strong bourbon. It's like a sweater for your inside.
     
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  16. Dec 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Ya a couple 4 Hot Taughty's I wouldn't be a verry good supervisor tomorrow
     
  17. Dec 22, 2024 at 7:46 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Yes, it's cold as a Witch's Tit here tonight as well, have the pellet stove cranking in the basement and the woodstove upstairs doing its thing. Love the heat from the wood better though. :)
     
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  18. Dec 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Love my wood stove. Gets a lot of use about 5/6 months out of the year.

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  19. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    The shorter days really kill me. It's dark when I leave the house to go to work and it's dark when I leave work to go home. Always look forward to the winter solstice knowing that from there on out the days get 1 minute longer every day moving forward. Only about another month left of my winter semi-hibernation. By the end of January the days are noticeably longer enough to where I am able to see the sun more often and actually do things when I get home from work instead of just eat something, fart around for 30 minutes and then go to sleep.
     
  20. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Last day of work before the break…
    Hitting snooze until a good song is playing when the alarm goes off. Wasted 30 min already so think I had just better get going.

    Boss won’t be around. Last time I saw him he said “here’s your 12:30 time-to-go-home handshake”. Since the cafeteria is closed today I will be leaving at 11.

    The office should be pretty empty today, which is great. I will finish cleaning up my laptop; deleting all the chit I no longer care about. Bring on 2025!
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  22. Dec 23, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My SIL has been in the hospital since Saturday with DKA. At least they still have a sense of humor.
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  23. Dec 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Fuck work and 2024
     
  24. Dec 23, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  25. Dec 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Change ur sheets?
     
  26. Dec 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Never
     
  27. Dec 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Hard to wash the winders with this lol

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  28. Dec 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Took my truck in for its oil change. They scratched my grille during the service. Their body shop will buff it out next time I get the truck in. Surprised that im only mildly irritated.

    Wish I loved this truck as much as I did my Tundra.
     
  29. Dec 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    New law- It is now legal to perform a PIT maneuver on anybody driving slow in the left lane.
     
  30. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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    I’ll allow it
     

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