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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
    French Avocado

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    The first McRib I had was so awful that I will never try one again - and saying it is improved is not enough.
    I am fascinated by the fast food dynamic in the US. At the beginning of McDonalds the burgers were cooked fresh (and Arby's cooked real roast beef). But as speed and quick "service" took priority, Mickey D changed to the pre-cooked elementary school cafeteria store it in boiling water method and ruined its burgers making way for the @T-Rex266 FG fresh cooked burger. The McRib is a great thought and could be fantastic but the execution is a disgusting disaster. Micky D would be better if they just did a pulled pork BBQ sandwich -but that would require the use of real meat instead of the fake McRib "meat".
     
  2. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I've never had a McRib. I don't eat fast food often but when I do McDonald's is not a place I go to. Prices are also crazy, I can spend a couple dollars more and hit a local shop that has burgers that are significantly better.
     
  3. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl:Saw this yesterday when grabbing the wife a shake
    Figured it would eventually come up
    IMG_0784.jpg
     
  4. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Getting the dog ready for new years

     
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  5. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll allow it
     
  6. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have scripts for our dogs.
     
  7. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    French Avocado

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    Now I understand you when you say you eat dog food!
     
  8. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    T-Rex266

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    But what if it’s your significant others mouth?
     
  9. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wat
     
  10. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    LMAO...

    and...

    Yes.
     
  12. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I don't remember ever having a mcrib. I'll have to try one. I imagine it's got sweet sauce based on the look, so I'm sure it will be vile.
     
  13. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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  14. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:14 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Guilty
     
  15. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So....

    You think it's gross to put you _ _ _ _ in someone's mouth, but you'll put that crap in yours?? :crazy:
     
  16. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I think anyone's dick in anyone's mouth is gross. Garbage fast food is just full of the chemicals @Azblue loves. Go pick on him for it.
     
  17. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    The chemicals just help make stuff taste more betterer.
     
  18. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    A guy at work would always complain about a chemical we used to clean coils and said it hurt his lungs. One day I’m like ok just go smoke another cigarette…….
     
  19. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    upload_2024-12-19_19-11-52.png

    If I had to see it, so do you.
     
  20. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :puke:
    that’s the culinary equivalent of a middle school reunion- everyone pretends it’s a big deal, but deep down, we all know it’s only around because nostalgia and regret teamed up for one last ride. It’s like someone took a rubber chicken, slathered it in BBQ sauce, threw it on a weird bun that can barely handle its existential crisis, and said, “Yeah, this is fine. People will eat it.” It’s not even a rib, it’s a mystery meat experience. They sell it like it’s some exclusive, limited-time offer, but honestly, it’s more like that one friend who pops in and out of your life just enough to remind you why you’re better off without them.
     
  21. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Even when I thought McD’s was acceptable the McRib didn’t sound appealing. Never had one.

    McD’s is good for one thing. The sausage mcmuffin with egg and hashbrown is still an amazing breakfast.

    Soft cookies are amazing but anyone eating unbaked cookie dough or even undercooked cookies should be sent to a pit in Syria (too soon?)
     
  22. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I miss when you responded instead of AI.
     
  23. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:21 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You don't like cookie dough?!
     
  24. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    IMG_0046.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
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    T-Rex266

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    *NOT AI*
     
  27. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Nope. Not in ice cream, not on a spoon, not with your dick dipped in it. Wait, what!?

    Guess it’s my turn for the paddles
     
  28. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:31 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Dude… and way more protective of it than my phone. Near panic normally that it would break
     
  29. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I love chocolate chip cookie dough, but by itself. Not in ice cream or anything.
     
  30. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ll take cookie dough raw. #YOLO
     

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