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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best flavor of ice cream from these choices?

  1. Cookie dough

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  2. Cookies and cream

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  3. Vanilla

    8 vote(s)
    21.1%
  4. Chocolate

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  5. Mint chocolate chip

    11 vote(s)
    28.9%
  6. Strawberry

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  7. PB

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
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    Yes you have:fistbump:
     
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    Want me to take some heat off you? I've got a dislike that I've very seldom ever had anyone not lose their minds over.
     
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    Absolutely!
     
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    Ok. Here goes: I don't like getting a blow job. Think they're gross.
     
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    You just wait
    :nuclear:
     
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    Maybe try having a woman do it next time.
     
  7. Dec 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
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    All of my sexual encounters have been with women, thank you.
     
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    I will inquire if that one exists
     
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    :rofl::fistbump:
     
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    Um, yeah, uh, I don't have any words.

    So March 14th is a useless holiday?
     
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    I forgot to mention that I don't like sweet tea either. Or really just any tea. Only kind of tea I like is the fake stuff with lots of ingredients that are bad for me. Like Arizona raspberry tea and Arnold Palmer that kind of thing
     
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    My wife's optometrist is after her to get this done, but it's not for cosmetic reasons.
    It is because it's blocking her vision...:eek2::(
     
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    Tea is gross. I've only ever liked one specific chai tea blend from a tea shop that doesn't exist anymore and then some hibiscus herbal teas that Pure Leaf used to offer.
     
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    Have you tried Twisted Tea? I get the Light one cause I'm too fat already.
     
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    I have tried a handful of hard teas including twisted tea and I don't like any of them because I can taste the alcohol.
     
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    Iced tea is awesome.
    I never have been a coffee drinker, it's fucking nasty.
    My wife drinks 4 or 5 cups a day, she can drink coffee and go right to bed..

    Every work day I stop at CEFCO in Mount Veron Texas and get my 44oz 1/2 watermelon tea and 1/2 unsweet tea.
    I then add the lemon and lime wedges I put in my lunch.
    I drink on it all day until it's gone and then I eat the lemons and limes...:thumbsup:
     
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    At this point, I quit.
     
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    What kind of finook bullshit is this? :confused:
    Miller Lite was ghey enough...

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    See the above post.
    Is there something else you would rather taste...:confused::censored:
     
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    Listen, the only kind of drink I like is one in which I can't taste the alcohol. Like hard ciders. I like cider boys and angry orchard because you can't really taste the alcohol but other brands the alcohol is front and center and it tastes like garbage.
     
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    Hey now, Miller Lite is a fine all American pilsner beer. It's refreshing, taste great, and is less filling
     
  25. Dec 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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    I'm sorry, I projected my hate of Jerry Jones on to you..

    [​IMG]


    Let's make it better...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I don't think it can be both.

    Tastes great.
    Less filling.

    I don't remember all of the above being an option.
     
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    For once I agree with you; however I do drink diet Snapple ..only because it mixes well with vitamin c and it’s that time of the year. Our kid has a cold and I prefer not to
     
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