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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    I learned the other day that MLB pros drink their wives’ breast milk.

    For the HGH. lol!!!
     
  2. Dec 17, 2024 at 10:44 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife has a Prime membership for the free shipping. She loves ordering stuff on there, even stuff I can get for the same price when I'm at the grocery store. :crazy:

    She tried the Amazon music for a while so the kids would have something to listen to on long drives in the truck (no CD player) but can never seem to get it to work right.

    I used Prime video to watch the first half of season 1 of Reacher then gave up on it. The service itself worked fine but the show wasn't particularly good.

    I'm actually on a free trial of Prime right now to save on shipping costs for my wife's Christmas gifts since the only list she gave me was her Amazon wish list.

    I'm willing to pay more to support a local store rather than Amazon.
     
  3. Dec 17, 2024 at 10:58 AM
    OldGuy03

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    You can cancel right now but still have the free trial last 30 days. If you don't cancel they get you for a month of prime membership. I also ordered a few things from Amazon for my wife's Xmas stuff. I keep telling my wife we don't need prime. I get the free 30 day offers the 3 or 4 times a year I order from them.
     
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  4. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Almost all Coca Cola made in bottling plants overseas use real sugar like Mexico. We get stuck with shitty corn syrup.
     
  5. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    No, I have up until a month after the trial started to cancel without paying. If I cancel now, the benefits stop, too. But I'm done shopping so maybe I should just cancel now so I don't forget on December 28th or whenever it expires.

    Amazon offered to send me a reminder on December 25th, which is super helpful. I doubt I'll be doing anything else that day. :rofl:
     
  6. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:11 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Hopefully not for long...

    Not that I drink Coke.
     
  7. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Corn syrup is on the hit list...
     
  8. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:34 AM
    Warreng

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    Watching someone drink white milk makes me feel sick for some reason. Loved it as a kid.
     
  9. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:41 AM
    Warreng

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    I make semi sweet tea in the summer

    Boil 1 liter (or .264 US gallons, whatever that means)
    Turn off heat, add 4 orange peko tea bags for 10 min.
    Remove bags add 1/4 cup of sugar, disolve.
    Pour into serving container, add another .264 US gallons of cold water
    Add Juice of 1 or 2 lemons
    Voila.
     
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  10. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I was that weird kid that wouldn't drink chocolate milk, only white. Not now nor ever have I ever liked chocolate milk
     
  11. Dec 17, 2024 at 11:56 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Now you are just making shit up
     
  12. Dec 17, 2024 at 12:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Lol no sir, me not having the popular opinion has been a lifelong adventure :rofl:
     
  13. Dec 17, 2024 at 12:32 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Go get a half pint of FairLife chocolate milk and try it. I only drink milk by itself three or four times a year, and chocolate milk much more seldom than that; but FairLife is really wonderful.
     
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  14. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:11 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'd be willing to give it a go. Just a full disclosure though, I don't like hot chocolate either.
     
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  15. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Even if you cancel now you still get the 30 day trial. I literally just did this last week.

    IMG_9378.jpg
     
  16. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:21 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My daughter just now- "Oh, I see you're on truck Facebook" :laugh:
     
  17. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Tell her it's way better though.
     
  18. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Of course you don't. I'm struggling to keep up with all of your dislikes but I'm pretty sure they far outweigh your likes.
     
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  19. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :yes:
     
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  20. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I really like steak a lot. Ice cream is pretty awesome. I'm a big fan of energy drinks. V8 engines are a gift to mankind. I also really like nature a whole bunch.
     
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  21. Dec 17, 2024 at 1:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This is the shit I deal with. Idk wtf this is and she expects me to

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  22. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:03 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    fairlife protein drinks are delicious
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Should we call it truckface, face truck, truckbook? My wife's calls it my men's group. Totally fine with that. No offense to any women on the forum. Just seems it be male dominated.
     
  24. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's a start.
     
  25. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    "Truck guys"
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Meanwhile, your wife to her friends


    “This is the shit I deal with…”IMG_5699.jpg
     
  27. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    OldGuy03

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  28. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I guess it's from a different thread, but my wife calls this 'ToyoMoFos'.
     
  29. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Therapy group.
     
  30. Dec 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Definitely. If I'm out of cell service first thing I check when I get back in, is this forum.
     

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