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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:14 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I have no idea how far behind I am. Did I miss anything fun?
     
  2. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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    We debated what to name your baby.
     
  3. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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  4. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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    MiniMe, of course.
     
  5. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  6. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  8. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:48 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Every time I check this thread I'm usually 3 to 8 pages behind...:eek2::cool:

    @GODZILLA I'm sorry I was so hard on you awhile back.
    Must have been that time of the month for me.
    I know you're a decent guy, even though at times I am not..:eek:
    I hope we're good..:fistbump:
     
  9. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Congrats on the upcoming retirement. I have a feeling I'll die before I ever get there...:rofl:

    I know many folks who pushed for promotions/titles/more money and ended up miserable because of it. I'm glad you were able to find the right role to balance work stress vs. pay. The higher up you move in an organization the more of yourself you have to give and the more available you have to be outside of normal work hours. It isn't always worth it in my opinion.
     
  10. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Some people are retiring, some are not, Wisconsin is good. And then there's the baby name too.
     
  11. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Don't forget the pre-workout powders of the late 80s :D
     
  12. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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    Falling behind is certainly not uncommon for this thread, and several others that move quickly.

    We all have our moments. You're good. :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That too, although I don't really understand. The dog food was interesting.
     
  14. Dec 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    WYaskWy.

    Very modern, edgy and appropriate
     
  15. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:02 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure the product's tag line was 'focus, energy and strength'...

    It originated in the early 80s, and iirc the concoction was created by or consulted on during its creation by Dan Duchane...

    I'm guessing @1lowlife is of a timeline where he may have crossed paths w/some Ultimate Orange (back in the day).

    Pretty much anyone in the game back then would know of Dan and of his 'work' :spy:
     
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  16. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    So the wife and her bestie are at her law firm party tonight.
    You may, or may not, recall she is the event planner for such events.
    She said the total was right at $55K for this shindig.
    Open bar, cocktail hour before dinner, foo foo dinner, and desserts.
    She and I made 100 fucking dessert togo boxes for people.
    She did everything; designed the place settings, flowers to her specs, dinner tasting a few weeks ago, the ballon stuff is her design, you name it..

    The tables.

    upload_2024-12-13_20-0-2.jpg

    The attorney :rolleyes: band doing a sound check.
    These douchebags are only playing 45 minutes, the rest of the night will be a DJ.
    I think she needs more ballons...:eek2::cool:

    upload_2024-12-13_20-1-27.jpg

    She got a room tonight at the event hotel so they don't have to drive home.
    Just me and the pups tonight..:cheers: :thumbsup:
     
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  17. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Don't you mean it's you, the pups and the rest of the Live Cru tonight??? :boink:
     
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    So, I have wanted to put Christmas lights on my ride for decades. Literally decades. Never been able to work out the wiring and gear to make install and removal reasonable.

    Year 2024 AD.

    I buy a Tundra HD with a 120v outlet in the bed.

    AND…

    AND…

    AND…

    This is the year Fucking influencers start a Fucking trend of putting 100’s of lights on their McLaren’s and Lambos and driving around. So the Po-Po has to respond…grrr.
     
  19. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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    I never thought of doing it, but honestly might have to see about it now. Never had a use for the outlet in the bed.
     
  20. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    So…

    That looks like Prom.

    And you are not invited…o_O
     
  21. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    YES.........
    I fed the dogs, I'm getting my buzz on before I figure out what I'm making/having for dinner...
     
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    Do it. Honestly very fun.
     
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    Sounds like Canuckistan
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  25. Dec 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I've been to a few, I'm more than happy to stay home and spend time with these 2..
    https://youtu.be/UGfJp3tSo-k?si=aOj28NYlcy-c2r4k

    Besides the more she hangs out with her best friend the better.
    She lives 3 hours away and they don't get to see each other much..
     
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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    I imagine these probably had steroids and asbestos in them
     
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    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I’m being told to pick up the pace.
    IMG_5914.jpg
     
  28. Dec 13, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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    :drool:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Cool. I bet it would go good with some whiskey.
     
  30. Dec 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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    I guess you could make an ol' fashioned that way :notsure:
     

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