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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 11, 2024 at 12:12 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Hawt…
     
  2. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Snowed here Monday overnight into Tuesday. Sun didn’t come up into mid afternoon. Just enough to destroy my wash from Saturday. I can’t leave this shit on my car…quick wash again.

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  3. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Preparing for my annual review tomorrow. One of my “goals” this year was mandated for everyone on my broader team (200+ people) is honesty 100% not applicable to my job. The other goals are all pretty much “overcome by events”.

    Thinking the best way to close out this year is just say “Let’s be honest. You don’t know about my job nor do you care. I accept that; so move along”.
     
  4. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    What if they have to poop?! EVERYBODY knows that management keeps the softest toilet paper on the upper floors...
     
  5. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:18 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Hopefully they don't use goals as a measure of value and ding you at merit. That and forcing managers to assign values to individuals as 'best' or 'worst' (I have 6 rock stars who are all 'best' on my team) burns me pretty deeply.
     
  6. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:18 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Rookie move to be headed to mgmt floor having a Code Brown moment (movement?). Gotta stroll the floor like you are there for an important meeting. Not doing the one-arm-monkey-run for the bathroom.
     
  7. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Going back to bed. Hope to catch a couple more hours before going on nights.
     
  8. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:22 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    lol she lives in WA and was not worth me flying out there. She hadn’t been around long enough.
     
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  9. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:25 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Once a week and we have a Roomba for the wooden (main level) floors that does well
     
  10. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:25 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Usually it’s the one person that the problem is circulating around.
     
  11. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yep
     
  12. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:34 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That Roomba would be full in 20 minutes even if I had vacuumed thoroughly the day before.
    Vacuuming today and I vacuumed last weekend..
    This is only half the house.
    I know the struggle @OldGuy03 :thumbsup:

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    Milo catching some rays while I vacuum..
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    He hates the vacuum cleaner..
    This is the daily cordless one.
    https://youtu.be/xmM4xloGPnc?si=p3MgzuaI3EtrfuCE
     
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  13. Dec 11, 2024 at 1:55 PM
    Warreng

    Warreng New Member

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    we have a husky mutt and its either bare feet or slippers, socks do not stand a chance on our floors.
     
  14. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
    Leo's first

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    @LarryDangerfield found some bacon you might like :facepalm:
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    I really don’t like any flavored bacon except for maybe smoked
     
  15. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I would be willing to give it a shot but I'm pretty confident I wouldn't like that lol but you never know
     
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  16. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:30 PM
    Leo's first

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    Yep I eat my grocery store sushi with a plastic fork :eek:
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  17. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:30 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    How much was it? 20$?
     
  18. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Now why the fuck do they want to ruin bacon?!
     
  19. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :101010:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  20. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:40 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    We furminate and rake both dogs as well. And one vacuum run each day is pretty close to your pics.
     
  21. Dec 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Just paid off the trailer...:smokertransformer::yes::bananadance:

    Now to start paying down the truck loan...
     
  22. Dec 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You think that high? I'd guess it's already on sale because nobody is buying it. Well, at least I'm not.
     
  23. Dec 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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    :benchpress:
     
  24. Dec 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  25. Dec 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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    Bingo They trying to get rid of that shit 2/$8.99
     
  26. Dec 11, 2024 at 3:55 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    LOL, this is amazing. I’m trying to imagine the PPT presentation where they pitched the Cap’n coming on board to sell more bacon. :crazy::facepalm:

    someone’s not getting their bonus, walk the plank!!!

    EDIT, I got the wrong cereal. :anonymous::boom:
     
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  27. Dec 11, 2024 at 4:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Lemonade is the best one of that bunch
    I had one of those Ghost sports drinks the other day :burp: it was pretty good
     
  30. Dec 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    How close are you to Bayfield?
     

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