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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Actually for the first time pretty much ever I'm going to be running three peak rated tires year round instead of dedicated winter and summer. The full-time four-wheel drive has impressed me so much with the crappy highway tires that it came with that I have enough confidence in attempting to run three peak tires year round. Also that's my sister and she's actually in the passenger seat :p
     
  2. Dec 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Is she hot? Pics?
     
  3. Dec 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm kind of afraid of you ever getting a yes answer when asking a sibling. Is that a thing? Have you asked someone if their sibling is hot and they said yes? Because you aren't getting a yes from me lol
     
  4. Dec 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Wow, for the first time I'm not the creepy one here. Thanks, maybe I won't ban you. At least not tonight. :D
     
  5. Dec 9, 2024 at 5:55 PM
    PolishedTRD

    PolishedTRD Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

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    I think it depends on what part of the country you're from and if your family tree has any branches.

    I have more of a family shrub and I currently reside in East California. That said...

    I have a hot sister. She's also a bit of a shitty human and I feel bad for anyone who gets involved with her.
     
  6. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nice. Which Coopers...I'm starting to shop...
     
  7. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    if I had a hot sister it doesn't make me creepy telling anyone that yeah, my sister is hot. Now if I told you she was a damn good lay, or even a good kisser, then yeah, that'd be a red flag.
     
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  8. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    According to Google IMG_9338.png
     
  9. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Or maybe u live in Louisiana
     
  10. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Jokes on them. I pass people all the time
     
  11. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:09 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Objectively being able to say a sibling is attractive isn't weird. Same as if you look at an actor all the women think is hot; you can objectively evaluate the guy and see why they find him attractive without you yourself being attracted to him.
     
  12. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Dude...:smack:family doesn't go in the spank bank.

    It feels strange being on the side of the line as you...lol
     
  13. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Couldn't*
     
  14. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    With all the idiots around here I pass on the right more often than the left.
     
  15. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Serves them right.
     
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  16. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:21 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'm concerned that there are people out there driving who need the first point about traffic going opposite ways explained to them.
     
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    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    No, no, no. We asked for Traffic Police, not the Grammer police.
     
  18. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:37 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I just got back from the Gay-Lord of the Rockies Ice Exhibit, Polar Express Theme. It was underwhelming and overpriced. I don’t really like driving my wife’s Rav 4 either. Feels like a tin can with a lawn mower engine. Lots of road noise. It’s what she wanted. Whatever.
     
  19. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    See my very next post.
     
  20. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    saying it like this makes it seem pretty scary that we're driving alongside these people every day. IMG_9277.jpg
     
  21. Dec 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Bwahahaha!

    When the thread moved in this direction, I thought of that exact, same meme!
     
  22. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    No
     
  23. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    What year? Cuz I drove my MinL's last week and it was awesome...
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    School district doesn't provide a school bus for my daughter. She get's a free bus pass.

    The bus is often late. Twenty to 30 min late.

    Then wife and I get automated calls when she's "late to class"... even after my wife calls the office and tells them to fuck off with the tardy calls b/c of their policies.

    When I am President....:infantry:
     
  25. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:18 PM
    j-utah

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    2024 Limited. :anonymous:
     
  26. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  27. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  28. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Easily fixable.

    delete your post. Then requote it.
     
  29. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  30. Dec 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, I know..
    It's ok, @Blue Thunder will see it :D
     

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