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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 6, 2024 at 5:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's kinda what I was thinking :notsure:
     
  2. Dec 6, 2024 at 5:34 PM
    Bob

    Bob [OP] Member Staff Member

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  3. Dec 6, 2024 at 5:34 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I'd speak to said reference and ask if they want to be a reference.
     
  4. Dec 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    I may have got my youngest hooked on 5guys…. He mashed a LBCB with ketchup only; he then told me he wants two next time for him and two for big bro. I told him the first ones free……
     
  5. Dec 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    No one asks for references these days anyway.
     
  6. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Copy that... do not use Rosy as a reference :D
     
  7. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  8. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    A letter of recommendation from a reference can be nice because it makes it easy for the employer. Can anyone here write reel good.:notsure:
     
  9. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I can right reel good.
     
  10. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:44 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    The wife is pretty sick so we've been just watching TV every night this week. We finished all of the recorded NCIS and Ghosts so we started watching Firefly again.
    What a good show.
     
  11. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:56 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ask to speak to the manager
     
  12. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You are doing an excellent job parenting. You should be on every parenting magazine.
     
  13. Dec 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Netflix AP bio. We’ve been binging it
     
  14. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:14 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Currently blowing through Tulsa King. Only a few more to go, then I'll need to find something else stupid to binge.
     
  15. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    FIFY…ediot
     
  16. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I think the Aaron Rodgers doc is coming out soon. That should be pretty good
     
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  17. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Also, Dexter
     
  18. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ll have to give that a try
     
  19. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ehdeit*
     
  20. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:22 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Not too bad, but I like mindless shit.
     
  21. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Serious thought…there’s no way this is a serious job if you are seriously considering using one of us clowns for a reference. Seriously.

    Interviewer “So how do you know T-dog?”
    Me “He’s a dude on a truck forum with more non-Tundra-owners than actual Tundra owners. We talk shit and wait for him to wake TF up and start talking dick jokes.”


    Oh, that’s probably why I wasn’t a reference
     
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  22. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
    So accurate!
     
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  23. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    When you read a post too fast…
     
  24. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    @Blue Thunder, you’re the kind of guy who drives a blue GMC because you thought it would make you stand out in Washington—where every other truck is already covered in moss and regret. And Tundras.com? Real bold of you to troll Toyota fans while secretly Googling, “Why do Tundras hold their value better?”

    Why you’d make an excellent job reference:

    You’d be fantastic because you know how to talk a big game and make it convincing. Anyone who can argue on Tundras.com while driving a GMC clearly has the charisma to sell anything. Employers need someone who can hype them up, and @Blue Thunder, you’re the hype master.
     
  25. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:30 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Really surprised you let this one go Rosy ;)
     
  26. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    lol. Brilliant.

    except it’s a Chevy…cuz I am not paying an extra $10k for 22” and a HUD.
     
  27. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I'm interested in this job reference gig if its still available, PM me with the details. Am willing to include some old school pre-woke rhetoric and some inappropriate jokes to add to the referral at no extra charge. Thanks.
     
  28. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:48 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Hey, @GODZILLA is as much of a grammar Nazi as I am...
     
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  29. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Did you know he is pergent?
     
  30. Dec 6, 2024 at 8:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    True. His eye probably twitched when he read that :laugh:
     

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