Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

You can do brakes, it's a piece of cake.
Just need a little mechanical ability and follow some simple instructions

 

Collards for tomorrow.

 

You're losing a step. Fixed it for you.

 

I love this type of construction! That’s awesome.

The cactus looks to be an old specimen.

That would make for some erotic holiday lights.

 

Blame my better half.

 

Really? So these are like 100s of years old? Taken somewhere in AZ in 2014.

 

Since it seems I'm incapable of cooking a nice juicy turkey, and don't really care for ham, decided to go rogue this year. Had the butcher cut me this glorious slab of Prime Rib. Wish me luck I don't screw this up.

 

Pretty sure he'd deliver it if once the check clears.

 

OMG Glocktalk misses me..
I can't even think about the shit posting and basement living dorks over there..

 

That would be like me asking if Tesla makes an ICE version of their Model X


...and yes, it was bedtime beeeooootch

 

Glad you got your beauty sleep!

 

Long overdue.

 

I don't understand the logic behind this... every job/career, etc. is based on 'selling something'

You are selling your time for $$$

 

More like in the left eye and hair

 

People are so fucking inconsiderate.

Some kid in my daughter's preschool class was obviously sick on Thursday. Horrible cough and nose running like a faucet. His parents thought it was ok to let him go to school and the teachers didn't see fit to send him home.

By Saturday, our daughter had the cough. Today she has a fever and had to miss class. They were singing to a group of seniors, which she would have loved. 5 other kids also missed class today due to being sick.

They'll undoubtedly all be sick on Thursday too and miss hat day and the last practice before their Christmas concert on Sunday. I suspect some of them will miss the concert too.

The twins are now sick too. I hope we won't have to take them to the doctor like we did last time they got sick. With how long it typically takes us to get over illnesses, we'll most likely all be sick for Christmas too.

I'm supposed to go for surgery next week. They told me I'd have to reschedule that if I have flu-like symptoms up to 2 weeks before so I guess I'll get to live in pain for a couple more months.

Fucking breeders.

 

Been researching the best way to cook my roast tomorrow, going with a way I never tried before, reverse searing. Granted I'm not as flexible as I used to be, but I'm pretty desperate at this point.