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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 26, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    Leo's first

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    $9 bf deal worth a shot
    Top rated on The Online Grill also the cheapest with the bf sale
     
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    Salmon is done. Got a little burned on the edges. Should not put the tube directly under the salmon. Normally I’d have it up higher though.

    Also flipped the turkey so it can get tan on the other side, and then the breasts are down, with the hot juice running down to the breasts now. :eek2:

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  3. Nov 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Following up on the discussion from a couple of days ago. These showed up today. Now that I have sampled them and found out that they are indeed pretty god damn good, I shall heed @FrenchToasty advice and look for them in bulk at Costco.


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  4. Nov 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm jealous!
    You'll have plenty of time behind that snowblower, eh? :D
     
  5. Nov 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Who is gonna be the 230K post?:confused::cool:

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  6. Nov 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I want to buy a small bag but I know I'll eat 3 or 4 of them and be over it..:rolleyes:
     
  7. Nov 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    They are damn good. I got this bag from Walmart shipped for $7.50.
     
  8. Nov 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
    j-utah

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    @Blue Thunder you saved my ass, the rest of the week is going to be COLD and SNOWY.
    :fistbump:You da man!!! We got her done! :humble:

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  9. Nov 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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  10. Nov 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  11. Nov 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    What is the context of this post? Can I ask what was posted previously?
     
  12. Nov 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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    U know, the more I think about it- I would want a crack head with me at war. They can’t sit still. They’re looking for something to do every night, just looking for shit….Like the perfect lookout partner. They don’t fall asleep at night, and really when’s the last time you’ve seen one get shot? Fuckers see the bullets coming and move like the matrix
    They’d probs pick up a landmine for you. “This is good aluminum right here” and throw it in their pocket or cart
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I guess I just have never thought about crack heads that much, but you make valid points.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Hell yeah buddy. Honestly, that’s the best looking turkey I have seen in years. Beautiful. Hope it tastes amazing on Thursday!
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, all great until you need to shoot something only to find that Cracky-McGee stole all your bullets for the copper jackets and left your ass high and dry because crack has no loyalty either.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I broke a tooth, and will have to limit the whiskey over the holiday because of the meds I have to take.

    Getting a tooth extracted sucks, and so does getting an implant. Bunch of yuck today.

    On the positive side, I have relatively high tolerance for pain, so some ibuprofen is doing the trick.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    So. Much. Snow. It didn't even look like I ran it by 11 when I left for the day.
    I passed one of their rigs at the Silverthorne exit this am taking my kid to school. Didn't have time to snap a pic but they were pulling a semi out of the fluff. Even thought about how unfortunate it was that I didn't get the pic for the thread.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :eek: :annoyed:
     
  19. Nov 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    All this talk of BBQ the last few days had me head straight to one when I got to Denver this afternoon. Hogback in Littleton. It was pretty good but nothing to write home about. I had the brisket, kids had pork and pulled chicken, and wife had ribs. Ribs were the best of everything.
     
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    Vacuum sealed the turkey. Ready for later this week. I’m still learning how to use this sealer but I figured it would help keep it moist.
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    probably spending too much time with the hookers to notice the crackheads waiting for you to loose sight of your blow. They're always watching.
     
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    Been there done that. Getting the implant is easy. The post does suck, but I don’t remember the alcohol limitations… hmm
     
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    The proper song for my buzz (heavy buzz) tonightIMG_5639.jpg

    Just had to ask the wife to stop talking to me… I am in the zone and having to pause the music to hear about some dumbfuck IG post is beyond my capacity tonight.
     
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    There seems to be a correlation between me taking on a bottle of wine and posting music videos…

    An amazing song and hawt drummer
    https://youtu.be/4Yw8aaqnnrg
     
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    us white ppl be like "no u HAVE to try the meatballs from the furniture store"
     
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    You mean you actually buy the furniture at the meatball store?! Weird.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Also yes
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Light snur

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    GODZILLA

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    We got it a bit worse than that.
     

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