Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Is it just me everyone, or does @CPLp seem to be a bit salty these last few days???

Is it that time of the month for you already

 

Will never be as bad as recycled yoga mats being used in Subway's bread

 

Seriously thinking about it. During your three weeks of “summer”

 

Banff, Jasper, Mile Zero of the Alaska Highway?

I can take you to a waterfall taller than Niagra Falls.

 

Maybe the wife and twins are teaming up on him..

 

Was literally looking at a map briefly yesterday thinking how cool it would be to drive that way.
Jasper is as far north as I’ve ever been
Spent lots of time in Banff in my early years

 

I'm sensing a Tundras 2 The Tundra road trip...

 

...but do you have icewine in your area

 

What am I supposed to do with 3"? That isn't enough to feed anyone.

 

Her response: 'Ah, how cute... It's like a penis but smaller'

 

With an extra 3", I'm sure she'd be happy to try out that new 6 incher you'd be sportin'

 

Big wheels but doesn’t crab walk

https://www.yodersmokers.com/pellet/the-ys1500s-outlander/

 

Oh I'd thought you were saying I'd only get 3" not add 3" so yeah if I could double my trouble that wouldn't be a bad deal.

 

$7k!?
GTFO

 

Yeah I wonder how many of those they sell.

 

No no no…

Yes yes yes
https://pittsandspitts.com/product/maverick-2000-upright-smokebox/

 

Two smoked…scrotums?

 

Damn you guys.. We need a pellet smoker thread

There's a couple out there but nothing current.

Do most of you use it as a standard BBQ for burgers and dogs too? I need to start window shopping

 

Shaved and spray tanned

 

Not produced in my province, but the Okanagan in BC does. I can have a bottle waiting for him.

There's 2 distilleries and 2 craft beweries in my town too.

 

Sorry, that was definitely not intended to be salty.

My wife's parents gave me part of my Christmas present (a ring of garlic sausage) early because it has a best before date before Christmas so I cracked it open and enjoyed it with some cheese and crackers because I was starving and it was too early for lunch.

 

I’ve been using mine a lot for standard grilling, and not the gas grill anymore. But we’ll see. The gas grill still has its place.

the smoker will use some pellets to do high heat grilling but it’s still worth it. I can remove a plate under the grates, and then it’s flame on.

Seems like there’s some smoking threads but not much talk there. I was thinking about a SITS thread.

 

No need to apologize, I'm just bustin' stones as usual

I was more referrring to a serious of your posts over the last couple of days; they just seemed to have some edge on them... wanted to make sure you were doin' okay and not steering toward some holiday blues

 

Those are really nice! I don’t think I can get those near here. It’s shipping that makes things a lot harder.

 

Smoker in the??

 

When we went to niagara several years ago, we noticed there was a good size wine region around Niagara by the Lake...

So, the there were a bunch of cabs parked in front of our hotel early one morning, and I decided to find an 'older looking' driver amoung them and asked, 'How much to get us up to Niagra on the Lake'??? He replied w/something very reasonable around $20-30 iirc....and then asked if we knew where exactly we were looking to go. I explained it was our first time there and we just wanted to see the area a bit and hit a couple of nice wineries. He said he was familiar with the area and would be happy to show us around a bit...

So, I then asked, 'How much would you charge me to secure you for the day; take us up there; give us a good tour of the area; and stand by for us while we do a little shopping and tasting here and there'... He called dispatch, told them he'd be out of service on a day trip for the rest of the day, and told me, 'I'll make it more than fair, go grab your wife, some snacks, and let's go enjoy the day'... Hell Yeah... Done!!!!

Turns out dude was born in the area, lived in Niagra by the Lake for several years and was completely familiar w/all the wineries in the area.... Dude gave us an appropriately guided tour, explained a lot of history and such in the area, and got us to some really great wineries...

Inniskillin', Jackson-Triggs, and De Simone were some of the names I remember; prices were less than 1/2 of what they are here (duty free) for some of the Jackson-Triggs and Inniskillin' offerings here...







Got back to the hotel a bit after 5pm, and dude charged just over $100 for almost 7hrs of driving and stand-by... to me that's incredibly cheap and the entire experience was so well worth it!!! I gave him an extra $120 in tip, ran into him a couple more mornings (bought his coffee for him each morning), and we used him on another smaller excursion... definitely cab find of a lifetime!!!!

 

Not me!