Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I think my mom gets them from Costco maybe?

 

Slim Jim's are gross.

 

Anytime I go over 160 the white meat gets a bit dry, so I do:

• Wet brine (any brine) for at least 36hrs
• Pat dry, hit with EVOO, S&P and put onto a roasting pan.
• Cook at 250-275 until 155-160. Typically 20-25min/lb. Today I'm cooking at 300 to see how it goes.
• Wrap for a few hours...typically a layer of foil and some bath towels. Save the drippings for gravy.
• This year (same as last year), we'll wrap tight and put into fridge
• Thanksgiving morning we'll carve and reheat in the oven. Make gravy with the drippings. No mess no fuss when the family is all here.
• Enjoy...

 

Snow started an hour ago. Already a lil over 3"

 

There's a grocery store near me that makes some killer hatch chile and cheddar sourdough bread.

 

Slim Jim's are greasy, prolly just fish lips and assholes in those

 

So you're saying it's the same extra parts crap they put in JNITB tacos? I think those are kangaroo though.

 

I'd mail you some but it may not be as tasty by the time it gets to you. Come visit.

 

Yeah but I'll jam those Jack in the box tacos down my gullet

 

I like dipping the Jack in the Box taco's in their buttermilk ranch. Ultimate garbage but hits the spot meal I do every 6 months.

 

Ask ye shall receive...

 

Over an hour and a little over 3" so far

They make pills for that you know

 

Your wife would be so pissed at you for showing her what she's been missing all these years

 

Sure PM me your address...

 

Interesting...

I did not notice you on the particpation list for this year's Tundras.com Secret Santa event

Seems to me, that would have been a perfect item for your Wish List

Maybe @Tripleconpanna should send you coal

 

If this is a serious question, I'd assume it's partially due to the new Mail Innovations joint venture between US Mail and UPS; which I'd assume is a 'government contract'...

Now any item you ship via the least expensive option is guarenteed to not only get lost once, but probably twice; and both carriers can now blame the other for any delays, loss, or other issues w/o recourse...

 

Didn't @Outbound teach you to never bring a pistol (or two) to a long gun fight, eh???

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Hilarious...

I should've scrolled down one more post

 

It's not bad, but like everything in the apple lineup... The generation of processors, chips, etc. have a huge impact as you work your way through the OS and compatability with updates and such. You used to be able to just have a little slower of a computer, or limitations on graphics, gaming, etc., but now they are treating them similar to the phones where if you end up a bit too far behind in their tech release you start to have functionality issues... Especially as you migrate to the next OS Generations as they become available!!!

You may want to consider something like this...

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/apple-...ry-256gb-ssd-midnight/6602767.p?skuId=6602767

So, you lose a little memory (256gb vs 512gb for the HD storage). However, you can simply purchase a 1 or 2 TB USB external hard drive to make up the difference for $100...

What you do gain though is twice the RAM (16gb) which allows more screens, apps, etc. to be open at once and function much more smoothly. Plus and most importantly you get their M3 chip, which short of their 'PRO Chip used in the MacBook Pros' is mucn newer tech and will offer more seamless transition into future generations of OS, software and apps

 

A pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you never should have left in the first place.

First rule of a gunfight is to bring all your friends with guns.