Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

@Blue Thunder is lighting a under my ass.

 

Those dukes? My kids love those things

 

Oh yeah!
These don't last long in the house

 

My mom gave us a bag yesterday and I think there are like 4 left

 

Looks a little like the snack I had at 11.

 

Just smoked a 19-lb bird in an 18” ceramic Kamado Joe smoker for the first time. Will never prepare turkey any other way ever again.

Wet brine 36 hr.
Remove from brine.
Let sit for 30-60 min.
Apply as much Lanes Signature rub as you want.
Smoke @ 225ºF.
8 hrs later, she’s done (internal 165ºF).
Wrap 3x in foil.
Stuff in cooler with lots of bath towels.
Family arrives 2 hours later.
Open cooler, unwrap turkey.
Still piping hot. Moistest ever.
Carve and serve.

 

Great ideas!

 

You probably had moose meat though, eh?

 

I always wanted a big red Kamado, but with the way my yard is set up, I need wheels that will move “off road” over rock mulch and soft paths. Plus, I’m staring down old age and so now
everything I buy, I’m like, how will I move that if I have to. My leg days are ok but….

 

I don't usually eat those but now I want some.
Which flavor is best?

 

So true, my head space this year is 55 going on 85.

 

I bought a thermal blanket for my smoker so it can identify as a Kamado.

 

42 going on 62 here..

 

We just get the standard smoked flavor

 

I was unaware of other flavors

 

Same. There might not be other flavors

 

Reindeer I mean caribou


Sorry @Tundras.com Forum Santa

 

Probably try to get my first ride of the season in that weekend. Chill. I’m at the point in my life I don’t get to worked up about any birthdays or holidays.

 

I’m partial to the hatch chile ones

 

https://www.dukesmeats.com/smoked-shorty-sausages

 

Noice! Gotta go find em now

 

Thanks! That was my step-by-step method this time. It came out perfect. Before this, I thought turkey could top out at a 6 out of 10, maybe.

Half wrote it down for myself. I will search for and revisit that post next time

 

Now you need to start a Kamado mod thread.

“What’s the biggest tire I can fit to my smoker cart stock?”

 

All Terrain Kamado Cart | Grilla Grills

 

That looks legit!