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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
    JMB

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    I kind of agree, but stuffing can kill you if you try to finish the bird and the stuffing both to the right temperature. The bird will be done while the stuffing is undrecooked. Or the bird will be dried out when the stuffing is done.
    Oyster dressing with some of last year's turkey stock and this years giblets, just right.
     
  2. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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    I don't like turkey, gravy, stuffing or cranberry sauce. Mashed potatoes are okay.

    Cue the angry keyboard bashing.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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    You are an alien.
     
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  4. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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    I'm Canadian, so basically yeah.
     
  5. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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    Worst trash panda ever.
     
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    Doing tomahawks for turkey day this year. Twice baked potatoes, and either mac & cheese or fried veggies, depending who shows up.
     
  7. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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    Says the worst lizard ever.
     
  8. Nov 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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    For the record, our Thanksgiving dinner is usually:

    - smoked ham
    - Caesar salad
    - corn bread
    - grilled potato salad
    - cast iron dutch oven mac'n'cheese
    - hard apple cider and bourbon for the adults
    - apple pie and ice cream for dessert
     
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    We do a “FriendsGiving” each year as we don’t have family here, and I told the wife they can come here. Tired of having to go out of state. Usually we get whatever. Last year was sushi and whatever lol
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Our next door neighbor invited us and a few others from our cul de sac over for one of those this year.
     
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    You know what i miss about city life? I was always within earshot of one of these.
    IMG_8786.jpg

    Out here, its a tradgedy. Down there it was worth a look-see, maybe a bit of heckling.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This is why you are stuck in Canada :(
     
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    Amazon is apparently coming out with a cheaper version of starlink
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    this is an actual dish? I've never heard of such blasphemy. But yeah, that's a hard pass.
     
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    He didn't say Crumbl.

    yes
     
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    Dressing over stuffing any day. And I'll follow @JMB's lead and always do an oyster stuffing. So. Damn. Good.
     
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    My mom makes a great fruitcake using her mom's recipe.
     
  20. Nov 23, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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    I hate when people call it dressing. It's stuffing, even if you didn't actually stuff the turkey with it.
     
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    :monocle:
     
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    My FIL makes pretty good nuts and bolts every year for Christmas. They need peanuts, though.

    My mom makes some really damn good nuts and bolts (with peanuts) but she doesn't make them every year.
     
  24. Nov 23, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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    I had a "turkey dinner sandwich" from a really good local sandwich shop one time. It was quite good but the mashed potatoes were a bit strange.
     
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    Fruitcake is a gift that is given to people you despise, this is a known holiday tradition.
     
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    Just because you haven't had it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
     
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    See previous post.
     
  29. Nov 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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    True, I've had some really good fruitcake, just not store bought.
     
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    I don't think we have Trader Joe's here. Want to ship me some?
     

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