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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:10 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    ^ This guy gets it..


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  2. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:12 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Gawd...I can still taste that chit. So sweet and pointless that even kids didn't like it.
     
  3. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:12 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    That looks amazing
     
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  4. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:15 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    I should add

    fav. Sweet potato casserole with pecans. And thick to the point it could pass for pecan pie

    pie…. Most any kind. Key lime 1st choice
     
  5. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:24 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    A little off-topic, but it's still business.
    My place of employment used to be professional drivers and management that were proud to be there..
    Employees that took some pride in the company name and reputation.

    There are few and far between with that attitude these days.
    It has turned into doing as little as possible just to keep your name off management and upper management shit lists.

    I do what is expected of me and go above and beyond at times, but no one knows it.
    I'm fine with that.
    But it is a shame to see what this company is now compared to what it was even 10 years ago, not to mention 30 years ago.
    Jim Casey would not be proud of what is has become, but I guess it's like that in any business these days..



    Oops...
    UPS will pay $45 million in fines with SEC settlement

    They never should have bought Overnight Freight.
    They only did it to keep up with FedEx Freight.
    UPS freight was never a money making investment..:eek2:

    I guess they'll be ok...
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    I'm gonna get back to posting fun stuff...:cool:
     
  6. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:25 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    man

    I can’t do grapel

    it reminds me of robitussin

    kinda like i can’t drink scotch. My memory is etched with that first ever throw up session
     
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  7. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:26 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Sweet potato casserole with pecans;

    wife also makes a great zuccini caserole;
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    Favorite “appetizer” is my homemade Chex mix, old school with bacon grease added. But I won’t make that, I don’t want to bring on the big one.
     
  8. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:30 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Chex with bacon grease

    damn

    that sounds gooooood
     
  9. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:33 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Maybe on leg day. It’s too damn good. :hearteyes:
     
  10. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:37 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  11. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:40 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Well this is good I won’t lie :anonymous:
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  12. Nov 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Wife just made some chex mix. She added a mixed nut medley in lieu of just almonds. Used some BBQ rub as the seasoning and twice the Worcestershire called for in the recipe. Just about perfect...
     
  13. Nov 23, 2024 at 11:07 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Kinda weird, but here you go...

    Welcome to the jingle, I got toys and games
    I got everything you want if you're on my list of names
    My elves are people that can make whatever you may need
    If you were good all year my honey, presents for your trees
    [Chorus]
    I'm the jingle, my name is Kris Kringle (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)
    Watch me shuffle down your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chim-neys, neys
    Mwah, I wanna get more milk and cookies
    Welcome to the jingle, I come on Christmas Day
    If you want toys you gotta be nice, but that's the price you pay
    And if you're good little boys and girls, I'll put presents under your trees
    My sleigh don't have no bright lights, but Rudolph helps me see
    [Chorus]
    I'm the jingle, my name is Kris Kringle (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)
    Merry Christmas to all
    And to all a good niiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttt
     
  14. Nov 23, 2024 at 11:09 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think we need to make turkey and stuffing tacos a thing.
     
  15. Nov 23, 2024 at 11:14 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It's my whole company against my team just like that.

    They're high-end technical. They are the folks who can tell anyone how to use, configure, secure, and otherwise get their money out of the products we support. Not licensing, not break/fix support, not sales. They're SG&A, not COGS (sorry, look it up) so they don't deliver services. Every week we get pelted with licensing questions FROM LICENSING TEAMS. We get asked to sell BY SELLERS. We get asked to deliver services for free - even though selling them is how we get revenue. It's horrible.
     
  16. Nov 23, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I posted before I saw this.

    Would absolutely eat.
     
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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :thumbsup: Giblet stuffing, dark meat, mashed taters
    :puke:Anything pumpkin
    Dessert: Peach pie with Cool Whip and plane cheesecake
     
  18. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:17 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Just ordered Christmas theme ZOA’S

    review forthcoming
     
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    OldGuy03

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    With you on ham. Unless the turkey is smoked. Smoked turkey. :hungry:
     
  20. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:23 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    And

    I despise cheesecake


    :facepalm:
     
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  21. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    Good
    More for me
     
  23. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:26 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'm not big on desserts in general, but I'll eat a good cookie anytime..:thumbsup:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    always the weirdo aunts making canned fruit dishes.

    looks so good. Do you add gravy? I probs would.
     
  25. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    OldGuy03

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    uh what?

    agreed. Making this. Thanks for the link @1lowlife
     
  26. Nov 23, 2024 at 12:47 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That was just an internet pic, but yes I would.:thumbsup:
     
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    I mean everyone under the sun makes a turkey and cranberry sandwich. But the taco shell is just different enough to make it new and that it just looks delish. Maybe add some mustard as well. Well because mustard!
     
  28. Nov 23, 2024 at 2:07 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Yes, of course, mustard..:thumbsup:

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    As I've only ever heard of whatabutger, what so special about their version? Assume it's not just regular yellow?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Still a better album than Chinese Democracy.
     

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