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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
    j-utah

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    Tyson slaps Paul at the weigh in, lol. “Talking’s over,” Tyson told host Ariel Helwani, before refusing to explain why he hit Paul or answer more questions.
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    and.....
     
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    Uuuuugh. The smell in the defroster would so bad. Only do that for the neighbor's car that you hate.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  6. Nov 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
    Black Wolf

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    How is warm piss on a windshield get to the defroster???
     
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  7. Nov 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Chick on the right has her eyes on the 'prize'... :rofl:
     
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    Then the bell rings.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sometimes you gotta let a trick know your pimp hand is still strong :hattip:
     
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I will grant you the first pass based on your home of record... but no sir, we dont play with them white mouthed nope ropes... they get the blue tip round whenever possible.

    hey! I told you that in private!

    and no sir... the fish mostly stay away from us.
     
  11. Nov 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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    Won't be Tyson's bell getting ringed. Animal instinct takes over. Ha!
     
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  12. Nov 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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    Yes.
     
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    The vents outside the car below the windshield are where your HVAC inlet is at. Pour some piss down it and see what it smells like inside.

    [​IMG]
     
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    They'll call it before Jake gets hurt...

    That slap was Tyson merely gauging Jake's reaction time to what will be a punch coming from that angle.... Reaction time: Zero :rofl:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Why are we talking about LeCars in a Tundra forum???

    Oh wait...
     
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    So...use deer piss..
     
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    Beaver moon...and a jet

    20241114_201607.jpg
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I sweat while I scrape too. :rofl:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    The flamethrower's not bad either.
     
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    I was waiting for somebody to catch that. :thumbsup:
     
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    So...every time it rains, H²O is going into my vents flooding?
     
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    I imagine it diverts liquid, but the odor would remain. Spray something that smells nice up there and see if you smell it in the cab.
     
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    It's the same path that mice use to get into the cabin filter and such. It is not a closed system.
     
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    I have a ROCK solid Frontier. Won't happen.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    First thing I focused on..

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    We were unloading snowmobiles and our friend asked if we had to pee.
    It was -25deg c and his front shock was frozen up due to moisture in the oil and would not move.
    We all took turns pissing on that one poor shock and it warmed it enough to start cycling.
    My warm piss story.
     
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    See! @GODZILLA
     
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    Great minds think alike...
     
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