Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

It's always windy in Wyoming because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.

 

Idaho? No, you da ho.

 

Ugh. My '90s childhood wants it's burn back.

 

Man, that's no fun.. hope all is well now

 

Had about 12-14” down here so far and at least another 1.5” after a brief let up this afternoon. I need a snow blower.

 

Got a coworker headed to Red Rocks (think that’s what she said) for a two day concert this weekend. She’s excited for the “laser show in the snow”.

 

My commute tonight
The first two miles took 10 minutes. Then I dragged the brake for the next 30. 8mph was hauling ass.

Took another 10 minutes to clear the accident…

 

Slow goin there man, bad wreck?

 

That makes me cold just thinking about it. I’d be bringing electric long underwear to that, if they make that. Or I’d dance a lot.

anyway, red rocks is really interesting, reading about the history of it on Wikipedia a while back. I remember that Bassnector is the only band that was banned due to damaging the facility.

 

Can't recall if I ever posted this one...


Chemical Chaos
Prescriptions are now like subscriptions
Delivering us unto an ether
Not meant for critical thinkers
Zombie like humans
Now serving out our lives
Staying medicated
Forget being dedicated
To personal growth
Just take that corporate oath

I take my pills
To absolve all the ills
Of this society
While losing my own humanity
In this fog of existence
To belong to a system of
Thirst traps everywhere
Posting pics of bare
Skin so Y'all can accept me
All the while loosing
My own sanity

It's okay the pills they medicate
They keep me on the straight
Im not being dictated
Im supporting my own version of medicated
Im not blind to the power
I gave up when I devoured
All those meds that blinded me
I really thought they helped me find me

It's an oath that you must mutter
Only to discover
That assimilation
Is the path to salvation
In the eyes of the master
You'll be their disaster

Years later you'll sit
Broken and hopeless to the pit
Those doctors they never helped
Never intending to fix any symptoms
These scrips were meant to create
The system
In which it fills the bellies of the rich
And puts your ass in the ditch

 

Deep shit, and so true.

Is this your work?

 

Yeah I like to keep my sanity through it all somehow.

 

The Foothills and front range are definitely getting more out of this second round than we are. Only a few inches overnight for us and not much left to come through on the radar.

 

that would be a hard no.

 

I am going to broach a touchy subject

one that unsettles me.

here goes.....




When is it ok to bring your dog/pet into a business establishment?

Disregard clearly marked service animals.

 

Depends on the type of establishment...

 

Agreed. Home Depot? Absolutely. Anywhere that serves food or has places to sit down? Negative

 

you are not helping.

 

agreed.

my angst comes from folks bringing pets into food joints.

crazy.

 

This is touchy and I have the unpopular opinion that they don't belong. Even if your clearly marked service animal enters our business (restaurant/bar) you know damn well I'll going to excerise my right to ask the questions.

is this a service animal?
What service does it provide?

too many people are just buying up the vest. No one is to be trusted.

just two days ago some clown walked in with his dog in an emotional support vest. He was sent packing. Emotional support isn't a service.

 

With that much snow just bring your snowboard.

 

this right here.

and I'm damn tired of folks treading on me.