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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 7, 2024 at 11:54 AM
    j-utah

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    Well, my little 20 Y.O. peanut had a seizure this morning when we were getting her up and going. Nothing like having 3 firemen and 2 paramedics upstairs before 8 A.M. She’s OK now, resting. We’re doing chores and taking turns watching her. Wife is making napkins. Dog is wondering if she’s going to get a walk. Just another exciting day. :turtleride:
     
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  2. Nov 7, 2024 at 11:59 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Aw, I'm sorry man. That's gotta be rough. I hope she feels better.
     
  3. Nov 7, 2024 at 12:10 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Sorry to hear that but I'm glad that she's okay.
     
  4. Nov 7, 2024 at 1:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    This has been a messy day at work. Been here for 14 hours, but look at the clock and it says it's only been 8.5. :annoyed:
     
  5. Nov 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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    I feel your pain. I still have an hour and a half to get to the mid-way point of the shift, and then have a 2 hour mando HR class at 8.
     
  6. Nov 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Oof. HR class. I feel bad for you.
     
  7. Nov 7, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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    :hattip:
     
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  8. Nov 7, 2024 at 2:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    We received a "general reminder" of a policy today via email and I'm pretty certain it's because of me.
     
  9. Nov 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    *** Notice begins *** Dear employees, though it is true that we produce a fine and varied assortment of candy condoms, we do ask that you refrain from putting your penises in the machinery. If you would like further, and more graphic, details on why this should not be done, please speak with Tyler about what happened to his "candy bar" after such an attempt. *** Notice concluded***
     
  10. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:08 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    That just means you are making an impact and being noticed within the organization.
     
  11. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:13 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    We were driving on campus today and saw what looked like rentacops in weird locations and they were eye balling us……. Haha after we get back to the shop, we get a email that says stay clear of the area we were in with vehicles, a protest was happening…… we didn’t see shit
     
  12. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Nothing serious, drinks are supposed to stay at a designated work area and have a lid and I realized after the email came out that I wasn't following those rules all that well.
     
  13. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:26 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    IMG_7286.jpgIs this you!!!!?
     
  14. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Perhaps
     
  15. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Sushi last night with the kids and wife's upcoming 40th. we always end up with a boat to feed us.

    IMG_9099.jpg
     
  16. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Sorry man
     
  17. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Good snack
     
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  18. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Shoveled maybe around 1-1.5” is snow today from the driveway, walkway, and back patio. This next phase of the storm will be interesting

    IMG_0682.png
     
  19. Nov 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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    Sorry for your troubles. I admire you!
     
  20. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    I'm guessing you told a joke so good, HR wanted to hear it, too.
     
  21. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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    Just wear a Camelback while walking around at work and then you can drink anywhere you want, and you'll never misplace your drink. :notsure:
     
  22. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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    My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

    I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?

    Tuna half minutes.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

    The plot thickens.
     
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  25. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:26 PM
    j-utah

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    Fresh off the boat! :blahblah:
     
  26. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I really look up to tall people.
     
  27. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
    j-utah

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    Hey BTW these are very good photos. You have good composition skills. What is the one that looks like a cache? Did you find that?
     
  28. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Thank you, it is indeed a cache, I found it alongside of a lake.
     
  29. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    All 4 seasons are different.
    Summer warmer than others.
     
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  30. Nov 7, 2024 at 4:54 PM
    j-utah

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    Ah that's pretty cool. Also BTW, my MIL and FIL have a cabin on lake Buckatobon which I think is near Conover Wisconsin. I've only been there once and it was excellent. It's my FIL's cabin. It's weird to call him that because he's only ten years older than me.
     

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