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And neither are 2.3 million of my best friends.

 

I feel like Milwaukee tools could market a good energy drink. Someone should work on that before Makita does it

 

How about some horses and cows in the NOCO high plains desert

 

The cows have brands that's pretty rare these days

 

Not in the west!

 

I've never seen one that isn't.

 

Branding is only done west of the Missouri River.
(And I am not an expert but I am fairly certain that those are black angus steers)

 

You're contradicting yourself

Branding is very common out here in rural E. WA.

Got kicked in the face a few years back helping my buddy brand his steers.. got a black and blue lip out of the deal

 

I like that approach! We don’t really do much these days, as far as gifting surprise items — I try to head that off. I’m too picky. We do make lists for each other. But the problem is she doesn’t want anything. So I have to keep her guessing and just get her holiday gifts. She’s also insanely into stocking stuffers so everyone gets a bunch of little stuff, and 75% is good. So that’s her outlet and I buy myself the gifts I want if I feel like it makes sense. If she wants something, she can go buy it but she won’t do that. Really what I’m saying is that I have the perfect wife now that I think about it.

 

Only if you take them out of context.
Leo's First - brands are pretty rare these days.
French Avo - Not in the west.
Godzilla - Never seen one that is not branded.
French Avo - Branding is only done west of the Missouri

It is because of public lands in the west - a concept foreign to those east of the Missouri River. And Kansas City, Kansas, although west of the Missouri was carved out of branding because of the stockyards that were located there. States west of the Missouri River have branding laws that require registration of brands and brand inspections upon sale of the animals. There are 8 locations for brands on animals - left or right, hip, ribs, shoulder, head. You can have the same brand but in a different location provided you are not in an adjoining county.
I know already too long.

 

OOps - I now see my typo - branding is only done WEST of the Missouri River. I will go back and edit.

 

All good!

 

Maybe I was kicked in the head!

 

Welcome to the club!

 

This is the best Xmas gift I’ve ever received. Maybe 1978. Still works today.

 

My thoughts exactly
Open range = branding for ID

 

Same for us.

 

Don’t forget about all the ways rustlers would modify a brand to steal the cattle from other prominent owners… there’s some rich history there

 

I remember that game

 

Favorite Christmas present I ever received as either a kid or an adult was a Lego pirate ship. That ship was the best thing ever.

 

At least it was just a shirt. Wife has this idea that she has to buy me an expensive gift for Christmas but instead of getting me one of the expensive things that's on my list, she buys whatever random crap I have no use for that her dad recommends.

 

I think he was meaning because of your typo that originally said it only happened East of the Missouri.

 

This is why you don't let Californians move to your state.