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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 1, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You left us and without our ray of sunshine we just languished. :boink:


    Welcome back. I hope your internets break was helpful. :)
     
  2. Nov 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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    Jeez. If you're gonna do it, do it right. At least the pawn shop 12Ga guy didn't kill anyone else while also failing to achieve his own goal.
     
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Too many variables to really offer a ruling

    My opinion is the cat with the serious target unit should have leased the entire range to himself. If he won't/cant rack his rifle, then he didn't belong there.

    I respect his dedication, but if he got that much coin involved in his shooting rig, he can afford having the place to himself...in addition, he most likely doesn't want the distraction of other shooters around.

    I could give 2 shits about feelings or interpretations.

    If the range rules say rack the gun, you rack the gun before the range is considered clear.

    No one should be chastised for pointing out the rules.

    I feel no arrogance or entitlement was intended when the comment was posted.
     
  4. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's like a chain of custody for evidence :laugh:
     
  5. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hoover damn is controlled by Dept of Interior (Bureau of Reclamation); they actually have a tactical rapel team for the sole purpose of peeling clothing and body parts off of the bent rebar that protrudes from the walls of the damn. The rebar was not naturally bent during construction, some of the pieces have folded over after being struck by flying bodies. If you look over the observation deck of the damn, and are actually looking for it, you can see the exposed rebar and will see some of them folded over...
     
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  6. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This is what happens when your light is not there to flicker before us :boink:
     
  7. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @GODZILLA

    To me, odor that is really foul or specific to condition (decomposition, etc.) is far worse than the visual of trauma or the feel of skin slippage after drowning, etc... Heavy, foul odor seems to just linger not just in your nose, but in your mouth as well (you can almost taste it) and it stays w/you much longer.

    Charred human remains from a plane crash (watched it go down a few miles from me) and the subsequent fire, burning, etc. that occurred has left the strongest memories for me; it's something that I'll never forget and so far NOTHING has been like it...

    I hate dealing w/dead children, but the plane crash scene was far worse than than pulling (2) drowned children out of a pool (after they had been there a little while) :(
     
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    Dead people smell is one smell
    Burned dead people are another level
    Of smell
     
  9. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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    Many of these first responders were new…the real test will be to see what the dept does after. How do they check in on the emp wellbeing? Will they check in? Good reality checks
     
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    Lovely topic of conversation going on tonight I see.
     
  11. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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    Ive heard scent is supposed the sense that has the strongest ties to memory. Idk the source on that, but it's tossed around all over. If it's really true then your preference for drowned kids over BBQ people would probably be the norm.
     
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    Don't you have a BAN waiting to be handed out in TW or somewhere in the 3rd Gen threads :boink:
     
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    We can shift to dead hookers if that's more palatable.
     
  14. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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    In this thread? No way
     
  15. Nov 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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    It's very true; often in a good way, but sometimes not so much...
     
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    Yeah. A buddy of mine said the first time he smelled burning people it made him hungry because it smelled like smoked pork. He thought somebody was cooking. Didn't know it was people.
     
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    It's been a tiring day, I'm just now catching up. Not sure I'm ready to deal with the 3rd Gens yet.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    For me, I am this old.


    Atari.jpg
     
  20. Nov 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Same. I took the pic.
     
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Road rash 64 was so much fun
     
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    Me too.
     
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    I thought you were a lot younger than I am.
     
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    I am, but I played that too. I was just younger.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Speaking of car wrecks;
    We were waiting to go in a haunted house last night, heard loud grinding and saw a lady plow into three cars.
    I went over to check on everybody involved. Poor old lady said she was trying to brake but couldn't, i think she had her foot half on gas/brake.
    Her last ditch effort was to apply the e-brake and downshift. I think she ultimately threw it in park (grinding noise just before the wreck)

    Her Rav4 was totalled, no airbags deployed oddly enough.
    Totaled a parked Pathfinder, broke the front driver tire off and sent the axle down the street.
    Impala in traffic got their bumper smashed in.
    Minor damage to a Jeep GC in traffic.

    Crazy part is that a family just parked and left the Pathfinder 90 seconds before the wreck, that could of been bad..
     
  26. Nov 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yeah I was going to say something about the divers I used to work with that were on the salvage team. Instead I think it's time for this.
    The cat has two or three toes on every foot.
    Melisss dog and cat.jpg
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    This is one of the cat's feet.
    melissas cat toes.jpg
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Opposable thumbs! :laugh:
     
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    Yeah, my daughter's convinced that her, the cat's, offspring would take over the world. Four feet with opposable thumbs. Fortunately, she had the cat neutered.
    All four feet have multiple opposing thumbs and the cat uses them to pick up stuff like crayons that the grandkids leave on the floor, by picking them up like your or I would. It's pretty impressive.
     
  30. Nov 1, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    This right here is the GZ that I've come to know and respect. And knowing this part of who you are was one of the reasons I was pushing so hard yesterday. That's a solid response for clarification and also shows your ability to take what you dish. Cheers:fistbump:
     
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