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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Oct 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    IMG_7243.pngslacker
    I have a feeling my average will go up with the new job, the scenery isn’t bad, so I can’t complain
     
  2. Oct 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No more ASU gig?
     
  3. Oct 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    I’m a wildcat bro! But just a different dept, it’s not bad, but not great either hahah but I think I’ll fit right in! They’ve kinda put me on a bunch of low temp service calls, which was all I used to do, so it’s been super easy so far! I already know I’m making waves, so we will see how well I ride out the storm!!! (Wage compression)
     
  4. Oct 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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  5. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  6. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    If it's the scenery I think you're talking about, remember I like pics.
     
  7. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I still have to look at my keyboard when typing, yet somehow I've been very successful at this job for ten years where I spend all day at a computer typing. :notsure:
     
  8. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    Pretty much everyone in my dept reminds me of you, and there’s a reason they’re not working in my old dept hahahah I could have them all in a circle telling stories of things I’ve seen and smelt
     
  9. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Well yeah once you visit it enough, pornhub.com comes to ur memory for the keyboard strokes
     
  10. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Hey, it's quality, wholesome entertainment.
     
  11. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    Foreign flicks too
     
  12. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll allow it
     
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  13. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
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    Never used Pornhub.
    Can't even use it in Texas these days without age verification, although I'm good with their policy...
    Plenty of other non-verification options though..:thumbsup:
    Can you say VPN? ...:cool:
    upload_2024-10-22_19-28-19.png
     
  14. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    VPN bro
     
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  15. Oct 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I prefer XNXX anyways
     
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  16. Oct 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You don't have to own a jeep to park like an idiot.

    IMG_9035.jpg
     
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  17. Oct 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Rather be cummin than stroking
     
  18. Oct 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    U need parking cards like I have
     
  19. Oct 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I used to roll with those. These days I just shake my head. You can't fix stupid.
     
  20. Oct 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    You need to visit t2s……
     
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  21. Oct 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    XVideos for me.
    They already know my quirks...:eek2::eek::D:cool:
     
  22. Oct 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I approve this message...:thumbsup:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Oct 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  24. Oct 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Is it possible the lot was covered in snow when he parked and melted down while he was inside? Placement between the lines makes me doubt it, but I'm trying to maintain some level of hope for our species.
     
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  25. Oct 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I had the same thought :confused:
     
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  26. Oct 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    doubtful.
     
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  27. Oct 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Re: vpn's

    this is a genuine ignorant inquiry:

    what is the benefit?
    how much security does it provide?
    are you really anon?


    I use NordVPN because....I don't know why.
     
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  28. Oct 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  29. Oct 23, 2024 at 6:39 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    How many people died on the titanic?


























    A boatload
     
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  30. Oct 23, 2024 at 6:51 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Simply... 'NO'
     

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