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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I'm a big fan of sales tax.
     
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  2. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:19 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Can you imagine what it would be like if we were taxed on the unrealized gain of our retirement accounts (401Ks, 457s, IRAs and Roths), our stocks and other investment holdings, similar to our property taxes... :rant:
     
  3. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:19 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  4. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:20 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  5. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Relieving us of income or property tax and adding taxes to purchases is really a VAT tax. It doesn't just happen at the end consumer, it happens all along the way from raw materials to end sale. And goods and services prices suffer greatly because of it (not that they don't now with corporate income taxes and/or tariffs). Proposals at the Texas state level and I'm sure at the federal level in the past have included graduated taxation based on income, so it will still be lopsided. I think it's better than an income tax. If they could reign in property taxes back to sanity, I'd be neutral on property vs. VAT.
     
  6. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:31 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    yes.
     
  7. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    how about the other side of the equation?

    how about we cut spending? like, with a flamethrower.
     
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  8. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I'm its biggest fan.
     
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  9. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:36 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    FWIW I did my part yesterday..:thumbsup:

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  10. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    spending:

    in our school district we have 4 secretaries that make >$80k.

    SECRETARIES.

    These are ladies that sit at a desk and do menial shit.

    they make more than TEACHERS!!!!

    that is what we call waste.

    that's just the tip of the iceberg.
     
  11. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Well I guess they can all sneak up on anyone but the girls were not happy when I showed them who snuck up. This was the mother and her 2 fawns were just out of sight from this pic. Well SHTF when I brought to the sleeping girls attention what was standing behind them LMAO
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  12. Oct 22, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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    Beach Toy New Member

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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Sometimes. Wife is out of country so it’s just the kids and I!
     
  14. Oct 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Good times...:thumbsup:
     
  15. Oct 22, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    The wife & I voted yesterday as well.

    then, ate at McDonalds.:rolleyes:
     
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    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Moving my dad’s old fiberglass whitewater kayak to the storage unit. Growing up in East Tennessee we would make these kayaks in our carport. Needs some buffing but I’m not getting rid of it yet.
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  17. Oct 22, 2024 at 10:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :benchpress::cheers:
     
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  18. Oct 22, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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    Did that today too!
     
  19. Oct 22, 2024 at 11:35 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Still waiting.. :bored:
     
  20. Oct 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

    Because there are so many plots there.
     
  21. Oct 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I slept like a log last night.

    Woke up in the fireplace
     
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  22. Oct 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    This having to be at work shit sucks.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep! I took Thursday off, I need a long weekend
     
  24. Oct 22, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I slept like a baby last night.

    I woke up crying 6 times and shit myself.
     
  25. Oct 22, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I said to my wife “There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.”

    She said: "Which is?"

    I said: "Exactly"
     
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    Ok, can someone tell me what movie this is from

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  27. Oct 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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    Oppenheimer
     
  28. Oct 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    So, with a high degree of certainty I can say that I will have walked at least 500 miles this year as of November 1st. Who's got me beat?
     
  29. Oct 22, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I might come close, but mine is all on a concrete path around the same park...
     
  30. Oct 22, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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    What scene if u know?
     

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