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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 20, 2024 at 7:59 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    All good answers. Thank you

    now, who is the demographic that buys that car?

    please be pleasantly specific, a touch of humor will earn extra points
     
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  2. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:01 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm thinking ball players and rappers :rasta:
     
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  3. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    we are simpatico
     
  4. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    The Melinda hot sauce is pretty darn good, I like the truffle one on pizza
     
  5. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM
    Azblue

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    Japanese BBQ sauce is not a hot sauce.
     
  6. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:16 AM
    Azblue

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    It was finally nice and cool here this weekend, even cold in the morning.

    But the weather douches say it'll be back to almost 100 next week. :(
     
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  7. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:17 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Damn! Still hitting triple digits. I suppose you get used to it though.
     
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  8. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:27 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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    I totally agree. What other ones of Melinda hot sauce have you tried?
     
  9. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:37 AM
    NWPirate

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    :fistbump:

    I haven't tried any others, need to find them!
     
  10. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:40 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Our house was 64 inside this morning!
     
  11. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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    We were expecting snow here as well. Looks like only mountains south of me got it though. West and north showing zero new snow, while south is pretty white up top.

    IMG_9020.jpg
     
  12. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:50 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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    You can order them direct or Walmart.

    IMG_5934.jpg IMG_5935.jpg

    These three are my go to. The fire roasted garlic and habanero...good stuff.
     
  13. Oct 20, 2024 at 8:58 AM
    Leo's first

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    Long John weather for you :rofl:
    Funny the wife was complaining our house was only 64 this morning as well but both of our heating sources are out at the moment
     
  14. Oct 20, 2024 at 9:03 AM
    T-Rex266

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  15. Oct 20, 2024 at 9:04 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I can only assume everyone in town slept with windows and doors open. Fall is highly embraced here!
     
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    I just trimmed the yard super low yesterday, and blew out the sprinklers, since growing season is over, here.

    IMG_6825.jpg
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I put the bag on the mower and ran it over the lawn to pick up the leaves but the grass hasn't grown at all since I cut it last 3 weeks ago.

    Drained the hoses 2 weeks ago before the first frost.

    Still have to convince the wife to clean up all her plants.
     
  18. Oct 20, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I need to mow one more time today. Lows in the 30s, highs in the 50s all week
     
  19. Oct 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I've only mowed once this year.
     
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    Perks of high altitude living :cool:
     
  21. Oct 20, 2024 at 10:01 AM
    FrenchToasty

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    It’s super easy to mow when you don’t have any grass
     
  22. Oct 20, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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    I let the lawn stay dead this yean and I'm not going to plant winter rye this year either.
     
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    Kung Fu Dick
    You filthy little heretic! How dare you besmirch any kind of metal!?

    All metal kicks ass, I don’t care if the band members have perms, wear spandex, and more makeup and glitter than a stripper. They’re performing metal: they kick ass by default.

    Maybe someday you will grow up and enjoy music more meaningful than pop country music and boy bands.
     
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    I try to keep is little shorter before it gets too cold to get more nutrients in it, and leaves won’t catch onto it as easily
     
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    Married 23 yrs today
     
  26. Oct 20, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    We went to our usual last night for our 14th. Next year we’re going to do a swanky steak house in town
    And congrats!
     
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    I listed some of the metal I like above. Take your fake outage elsewhere, boomer.
     
  28. Oct 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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    I thought it wintered better if it was a little longer.

    I still need to winterize the mower and put the leftover gas in the car, too.
     
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    Congrats!
     
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    I like most that I've tried from them, but the black truffle I didn't like. I'll give it another shot on something else, but it wasn't good on the shredded chicken.

    True, but I wasn't going to say that I was sampling hot sauces and one Japanese BBQ.

    This is good to know. Some I will have to get in bigger bottles.

    Congrats! That looks tasty.

    Congrats on yours too! Send us pics of the steaks, and the server if she's hot.
     

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