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  1. Oct 14, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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    You all are welcome for the Monday joke :crapstorm::blahblah:
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Or a mechanic :laughing:
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Gahhh damn was the receptionist at the chiropractor beautiful
     
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    And let me guess, you didn't get a pic. :mad:
     
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  7. Oct 14, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Caught me off guard and I laughed way louder than I should have at that. :fistbump:
     
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    That'd be weird man!
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Not if you don't get caught. And if you do get caught, totally worth it.
     
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    But if I do get caught it's really really really weird man
     
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  14. Oct 14, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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    For you, not for us
     
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    Just tell her that you were compelled by her stunning beauty. Might just be the conversation starter you need and maybe you could finally end up with a lady friend.
     
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    I forgot to look to see if there was a ring. I've been out of the game so long I think she might have been interested? I have no idea lol
     
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    Fruit pizza :drool:
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    Just don’t. Practice, and hone the skill
     
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    Pineapple

    I’ll allow it
     
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    He’s selfish like that
     
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    Solid advice
     
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    Can we compromise and I give you some toe pictures?
     
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    Just talk to her casually, like this:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-4W7c0BgE
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: there's more truth to your statement than you probably intended. After I just spoke to someone who happens to know her better than I do apparently there are parts of her that are fake and that she is naturally flirtatious. I should have known better :oops: lol. Also forgot to post the picture of what I came out to after I was done
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    You are never going to get a lady friend if you keep being so picky.
     
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    Yes
     
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