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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    JMB

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    Yeah, but not as bad as thinking about your next wife.
     
  2. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:17 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    So daily is ok, thanks
     
  3. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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    Well they understand all the problems because they caused most of them.
     
  4. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure anyone that's been through a divorce starts going down that path once they realize it's over...

    I want: A, B, and C next time...

    I'm avoiding this (fill in the blanks) shit next time...

    Or, it's a case of I ain't getting married EVER again :mad::mad::mad:
     
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  5. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:25 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    And I’m not saying I hate my dog, but our younger dog is going to need a life mate, so I’m just trying to think and prepare for that. But I do have wants and needs, abcd
     
  6. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:34 PM
    JMB

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    I imagine so, but I've been married 40 years, so I can't really say. But not all of the 40 have been peaches and cream.
     
  7. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    They updated the dog on a shelter page. I don’t think she’s 10. Vet said 1, and shelter said 10 lol.

    IMG_6432.jpg
     
  8. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
    JMB

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    I think 10 more than 1. But get her, she's a cutie.
     
  9. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:47 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We will after the seven day expiration date, or if she is 10- she’ll be euthanized I’m sure
     
  10. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:48 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I need a lazier dog next time around. A little dumber would help too. And nicer.
     
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  11. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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    Yeah, that's the worst. Give her a few more good years.
     
  12. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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    Going with a classic I see.
     
  14. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Have to give this girl some love with all this old dog talk..
    20241012_192904.jpg
     
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  15. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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    How did you know my last name!!!
     
  16. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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    Think we found the owner of the dog based on a post, pic of the dog, and listed at 6yo
     
  17. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Going to go over and kick him in the nuts?
     
  18. Oct 12, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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    Nah. Can’t blame them if the dog got out somehow.
     
  19. Oct 12, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That Oregon-Ohio St game was intense!
     
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    Dsptundra Still a new member...

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    Craziest Duck game I have ever seen! Holy moly some crazy stuff happened in that game including the onside kick that was not an onside kick.
     
  21. Oct 12, 2024 at 8:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    So the person who posted the dog said they are taking care of it for someone who lives out of their car. They said the dog got out between the fence panels, and isn’t 100% sure it’s the dog (although I am pretty confident it is)
     
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    Wouldn't hurt at all to offer to 'help out' the person that is homeless, by taking the pup if they're in a pinch and can't or don't want to care for it as well as they'd like to... :notsure:
     
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    I missed that! I was watching the Coug game until part way through the 4th
     
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    Maximum CBD oil....only time I can keep this dog calm for an hour. IMG_5861.jpg
     
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    Same with my kids!
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    And Dad of the year goes to...
     
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    455h0le_dachshund Tesler Thought Experiment

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  30. Oct 13, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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    Seriously, huh??? In the end though, I'm not sure what's more frustrating.... The dumb ass that dumped him and ran him over, or the people at the first rescue that took him in and did nothing with the injured leg for several weeks (other than rimadyl) which led to the bone infection and subsequent amputation. Humans :(... we do some messed up stuff :anonymous:
     
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