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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 7, 2024 at 11:10 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    WM is a trip
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    How would you know? You make your wife do all the shopping. LOL
     
  3. Oct 7, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Been there enough to know lol
     
  4. Oct 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What a sweetheart :)
    Does she have any animals at home?
     
  5. Oct 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    What's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
     
  6. Oct 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Remind me not to invite you over.
     
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  7. Oct 7, 2024 at 1:34 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    :nuclear:
     
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  8. Oct 7, 2024 at 1:41 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Been telling bad jokes for decades. :fistbump:
     
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  9. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Ruined my joke with your own :p
     
  10. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    My brother sent this to me. He and his wife are in Norway right now.

    image000000(2).jpg
     
  11. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just remember; it's not waterboarding if you use diesel. :)
     
  12. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    So, what's the answer?
     
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  13. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:58 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  14. Oct 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Oct 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    This!
     
  16. Oct 7, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    No farm animals, but maybe someday I’ll figure that out! I’d have to move to a bigger property. But she does have a whole posse of helpers and is an award winning equestrian. :D
    upload_2024-10-7_16-21-49.jpg

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  17. Oct 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :sorry:
     
  18. Oct 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool :D
     
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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  20. Oct 7, 2024 at 5:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Man some people are terrible. At the end of a dead end road someone just tossed this

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  21. Oct 7, 2024 at 6:13 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    There is a guy a couple of streets over from us and I see his car on the dog walk every day.
    He bought a used car this past April.
    Every month since then he has a new paper tag with the next month's expiration date.

    I'm pretty sure the house is Section 8.
    I kind of feel for him since I do see him outside playing with his kids from time to time.
    I'm no liberal, but at least he is trying to do the right thing with his kids.
    Giving them a home to live in and somewhat decent schools to go to..
     
  22. Oct 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Look who made January haha

     
  23. Oct 7, 2024 at 6:41 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Cuz she's a doll!
     
  24. Oct 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    If you're cold, they're cold...
     
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  25. Oct 7, 2024 at 7:40 PM
    GODZILLA

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  26. Oct 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    No current tabs is a $150 fine.

    Paying for the tabs is $280...every year.

    As long as they got insurance, I'm having a hard time faulting them.
     
  27. Oct 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    land yacht. Would make for a great garden.
     
  28. Oct 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Buddy doing his best impression of @T-Rex266 w/a solid 'flex'...Buddy Sunroof Flex.jpg

    He seems to be putting on muscle nicely and is maintaining a good level of conditioning...
     
  29. Oct 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Coastal sunset this evening... Thick blanket of cloud cover w/a definitive line was kinda interesting!!

    Oct Cloud Blanket.jpg
     
  30. Oct 7, 2024 at 9:41 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I lent my blind friend some money the other day. He said he was going to pay me back the next time he saw me.
     
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