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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Is that fast as fk Tesla y'all keep talking about.

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  2. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I get that some folks like flavored beer. I've put fruit in beer before, and it doesn't suck. But pickles? Yuk.
     
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  3. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    And they are all coming down.

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  4. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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    Fruity beer is for fruits.
    Says the guy that puts limes in his Corona...:eek2:

    The IPA drinkers are choking that shit down trying to be cool..
     
  5. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:41 PM
    T-Rex266

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    That’s the plaid. 0-60 in 1.9
    Runs 9’s in the quarter
     
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  6. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I take offense to all of this
     
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  7. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's when Big Gov steps in even further, acquiring companies that have to close up shop.. :tinfoilhat:
     
  8. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:52 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    “price gouging”

    remember those words….
     
  9. Sep 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I saw him 5 cars behind me when I got on I-70. He came out of the off ramp early and was cooking. So this all tracks.
     
  10. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:02 PM
    Beach Toy

    Beach Toy New Member

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    This
     
  11. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM
    Bprose

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    Might be walking a fine line here but isn’t that sort of what happened in Venezuela?
     
  12. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah lost member

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    I’m getting some Christmas present vibes here. Like this IPA from ‘Lil Beaver Brewery.
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  13. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 923000 miles to go

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    I liked it after reading the first three lines.

    Then I unliked it for the fourth. :laugh:

    I don’t drink any more, but a really good hazy double IPA is tough to beat.
     
  14. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  15. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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    Imagine how much faster it would be if it was MGM...
     
  16. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    You don't even drink.


    Also, IPA's are nasty.
     
  17. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

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    I quit drinking recently, a good Heff was my favorite.
     
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    I will drink a good IPA and any other good beer. Flavoring is for tourists.
     
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    Voodoo ranger was goat for me
     
  20. Sep 30, 2024 at 3:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Congrats!
    Going on 508 days here
     
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    Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
     
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    I hit the pause button for a few weeks myself and now only participate on Fri and Sat. Sober Sunday's are kind of nice, and I'm enjoying a Ritual and Limeade "fake-a-rita" right now. Lots of options to make a change.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Happy Pop right there!! Congratulations
     
  25. Sep 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Would...:thumbsup:
    Just to taste it if anything, I do love mustard.

    [​IMG]

    Hopefully going to the Texas State Fair this weekend with my Honey.
    We get there when they open at 10 AM.
    We leave before it gets dark, when it gets dark, IT REALLY GETS DARK..:eek2:

    I'll be having a Fletcher's Corny Dog and a Shiner beer for breakfast..:cool:

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    For @Azblue

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    Just kidding, I probably need to myself...:thumbsup:
    I'll be off work for 6 months getting both shoulders replaced in January.
    I see my beer consumption going way down.:D
     
  28. Sep 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    But it's a light sentence...
     
  29. Sep 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Would, and I'm not talking about the beer.
     
  30. Sep 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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