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  1. Sep 29, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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    Always do lol
     
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Well?
     
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    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    That can be a very deep subject.
     
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    Out of my price range.
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Turn it sideways and you have a cave
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm going for the pre cookies and milk Santa in his prime look :laugh:
    Screenshot_20240928_220122_Gallery.jpg
     
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    And the occasional busted nutz…
     
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    When ur daughter gets this in the mail

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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Awesome!
     
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    Oldus scrotus
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Those look like they have been previously digested
     
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    Spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to fasten the seatbelt in my car.

    Then it just clicked.
     
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    I tried to tell the cashier a joke...

    But it didn't seem to register.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

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    Backslider Thirsty...

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    She must have been checked out.
     
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    Don't encourage him.
     
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    Just didn’t register till then.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Ya was hoping one of the big changes
    NO dad jokes added too coc
     
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    I'm not a Rockies fan, but sucks to see Blackmon go... true professional and workhorse w/an intense work ethic. I've been watching the 'condensed game' versions of each of his games this week!!!

    Respect :bowdown:

    PS>>> They should've at least found him a gently used '21 Pro :laugh:
     
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    So what were the changes?
     
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    Must post minimum one dad joke per week, or get hit with the ban Hamer.








    The ban Hamer:
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