1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2014
    Member:
    #378
    Messages:
    42,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Alamosa, CO
    Vehicle:
    2022 Nissan Frontier SV 4X4
    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    [​IMG]
    The good places make their own noodles or have a source for fresh made noodles. I have no idea where that Prarie dog came from. Ha!
     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2024
  2. Sep 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2019
    Member:
    #38971
    Messages:
    3,914
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    N.TX
    Vehicle:
    '20 1794
  3. Sep 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2019
    Member:
    #38971
    Messages:
    3,914
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    N.TX
    Vehicle:
    '20 1794
  4. Sep 28, 2024 at 10:42 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Us parents and coaches are on a final warning at the game. Parents didn’t say a fucking thing wrong /negative. Ref has a hard on for us since head coach was arguing with him. Getting every questionable play flagged on us. we’re still winning tho. 22-0
     
  5. Sep 28, 2024 at 10:43 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Now 28-0. Get fucked ref
     
  6. Sep 28, 2024 at 11:06 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    33-0. Makes us 4-0 :fistbump:
     
  7. Sep 28, 2024 at 11:35 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
  8. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:00 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2023
    Member:
    #97209
    Messages:
    1,071
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Utah
    Fortress of Solitude, CO
    Vehicle:
    2024 Tundra SR5
    Dice valve stem caps (black)
    “Following Toyota’s announcement earlier this year that it will develop a set of new turbocharged combustion engines (because the old ones :eek2::confused::(),

    “Lexus is now reportedly testing them in two prototype vehicles with exciting potential” (more potential :bananadead: :poking:).

    “According to Lexus Enthusiast, journalists caught a glimpse of a new Lexus RC prototype using the 2.0-liter turbo that was said to have 600 horsepower” (for 5,000 :censored:miles or 6:censored: months, or death, whichever comes first).
     
  9. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:14 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,374
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do
  10. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:26 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,274
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No. You'll take the v-6 and you'll like it!
     
  11. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,651
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
    It's funny that they start threads knowing the thread will be deleted..:confused::rolleyes:
     
  12. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2017
    Member:
    #5955
    Messages:
    1,750
    Gender:
    Male
    VA
    Vehicle:
    17 Tundra CM TRD
    Yeah, at least got a chuckle out of it before “poof” this time.
     
  13. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Or when people keep fucking reporting it despite being locked
     
  14. Sep 28, 2024 at 12:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    More bans are coming - reviewing now
     
  15. Sep 28, 2024 at 1:00 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,651
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
    I've had the same health insurance with the same employer for many years.
    It's great insurance and I'm very blessed to have it.

    A month ago we received a letter from them stating they were looking into members that were claiming ineligible dependents.
    This week we received a letter allowing these members to now remove any ineligible dependants offering amnesty for past claims.
    This letter lists all dependents, I only have my wife, and there were 25 lines for names..:eek2:
    One was to call the "amnesty hotline" to remove any ineligible dependants, they gave 2 weeks to get this done.
    Any ineligible dependants that were not reported and found to be ineligible may require the said member to be responsible for reimbursement for all past claims of that dependent.

    I guess the point of my post is, I know there is insurance fraud, but it surprised me to think that people I work with would do such a thing.
    To be paid decently and be offered these benefits just to abuse the system.

    I suppose I'm just naive about some things..:confused::cool:
     
  16. Sep 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

    Joined:
    May 11, 2020
    Member:
    #46428
    Messages:
    1,352
    Vehicle:
    2002 Tundra X-cab Limited WHITE

    This SURPRISES me...o_O:(

    You folks have had one of the better if not best "Plans" out there for a long time.... Sadly, the World we "Live in"..

    WTF would these folks do if they had to pay "Full Freight" for all benefits being self-employed for over half their lives :notsure::notsure:

    Now I am not bitch'n about the "Paying part" because we Love what we do/ have done BUT the rates get all F@@Ked up by sh!t like this...
     
  17. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,374
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Humans, in general, suck

    they steal at every chance

    we have this shit happen every year at open enrollment.

    it’s tough to police it. And it costs “us” a ton.
     
  18. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2017
    Member:
    #9490
    Messages:
    6,355
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Groton ma
    Vehicle:
    2007 Tundra Limited CM Pyrite Mica
    Slumin tonight chicken fried steak
    IMG_0486.jpg
    They call it country fried steak around here
     
  19. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,129
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Looks delicious
     
  20. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,374
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Is the biscuit just out of the picture

    because, you gonna need it to sop gravy
     
    Last edited: Sep 29, 2024
  21. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,826
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    Opening morning for muzzleloader deer
    20240928_064633.jpg
     
  22. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Member:
    #3296
    Messages:
    10,651
    First Name:
    DADA
    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
    Vehicle:
    2014 MGM DC SR5
  23. Sep 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,826
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    Just noticed the overtime quote :laugh:
     
  24. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    No
     
  25. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,342
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    Would smash
     
  26. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Would throw out / 10
     
    Blue Thunder and Azblue like this.
  27. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,702
    Gender:
    Male
    Your food is for nutrition. That food is for flavor and feelings.
     
  28. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,274
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Dude, while maybe not the healthiest thing around, chicken fried steak is one of the tastiest.
     
    kirkb, PolishedTRD, OldGuy03 and 13 others like this.
  29. Sep 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

    Joined:
    May 15, 2016
    Member:
    #3378
    Messages:
    1,695
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Randy
    Deepinahearta, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2012 Tundra Double Cab (I call it my Land Yacht)
    Country Fried Steak? Blasphemy!
     
  30. Sep 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2014
    Member:
    #156
    Messages:
    7,484
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Chesapeake, VA
    Vehicle:
    2013 Super White Tundra DC
    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    That ain't slumming, that's fine dining.
     

Products Discussed in

To Top