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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:32 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    So on my vacation coming up I already have a boat tour planned, I should probably do a helicopter and train too right?
     
  2. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:38 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Helicopter-yes. Train, meh
     
  3. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:40 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Cyber truck in action...IMG_1827.jpgWait, you mean I still have to strap this shit down?
     
  4. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:40 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    makes me think of this....
    upload_2024-9-26_11-40-34.png
     
  5. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:49 AM
    Black widow TRD

    Black widow TRD New Member

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    Too bad you can’t get other parts to get swoll, that would an allergic reaction worth having.

    I’m allergic to vagina. I get an allergic reaction every time it get swollen!! Help!
     
  6. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:53 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Not in the video game.....
     
  7. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:55 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :facepalm:
     
  8. Sep 26, 2024 at 9:56 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  9. Sep 26, 2024 at 11:01 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Yep
     
  10. Sep 26, 2024 at 11:04 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  11. Sep 26, 2024 at 11:50 AM
    Black widow TRD

    Black widow TRD New Member

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  12. Sep 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    DJ’s story is crazy. He actually lost to that same guy in their previous fight in nearly the exact same way. Won the 3rd fight via decision.

    I think there’s a strong argument that he’s the best pound-for-pound MMA fighter in history.
     
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  13. Sep 26, 2024 at 12:11 PM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    <opens the “Banned” thread>

    Dang, I must’ve missed some interesting stuff :laugh:
     
  14. Sep 26, 2024 at 12:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Shes gonna be super excited this evening when the daughters cheer team comes over for dinner. The son and I? NOPE. Well be watching the game in the basement

     
  15. Sep 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He was a being a fuck. I don’t need a short story from him as to why he had sand in his vagina, along with calling other staff names.
     
  16. Sep 26, 2024 at 1:57 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I was going to do the same thing.

    Truck owner vs. non-truck owner
     
  17. Sep 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Truck vs dumpster with wheels....
     
  18. Sep 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    FIFY
     
  19. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Looks like I missed +/- 1700 posts. Somebody got banned and some coyotes died…. still assessing. Assuming @T-Rex266 is mostly recovered and doing front lateral raises with 250 lbs. :anonymous:
     
  20. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nope! Gonna be a long journey
     
  21. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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  22. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Best helicopter tour ever was small chopper in Kauai without doors!
     
  23. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Basically your burger with no bun and I add another patty. They chop it all up and dump it on fries. Their sauce is good but not something I would eat all the time. Lots of calories I am sure. It is delicious
     
  24. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    My sister has lived there for well over 20 years and has never evacuated. She says when every gets ready for the storm they also buy party supplies because they party the entire time. Damn, not sure I could do that
     
  25. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Sounds like I might have to look into Florida for retirement.
     
  26. Sep 26, 2024 at 4:51 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Oh man, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll see what you said about it. Just got back from a long camping trip. No cell service.

    edit: abducted by aliens, but I got a hands job out of it. (They had a lot of hands)
     
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  27. Sep 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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    More hands on the job, the better.
     
  28. Sep 27, 2024 at 6:33 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Ramen noodles smell so good but taste like garbage
     
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  29. Sep 27, 2024 at 6:36 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    but I can tear up some Panda Express.
     
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  30. Sep 27, 2024 at 6:42 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Pour some chili over the top.

    The ones around here are horrible. I am getting bloated just thinking about that dog food
     

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