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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 5, 2024 at 7:42 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Love that view and open space. Amazing slice of heaven you have there
     
  2. Sep 5, 2024 at 8:12 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Thanks man:hattip:

    This side is calling you :thumbsup:
     
  3. Sep 5, 2024 at 8:53 AM
    coTony

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    Yes sir, it was 108 while the 26’ truck was being packed, it had sat there from the day before and then all day with the packing to fill it up. I was in there on top of things and my head touched the metal roof and I swear I thought I had a burn mark. Didn’t see anything but damn did that burn for a long time.
     
  4. Sep 5, 2024 at 8:56 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    That sounds miserable.
     
  5. Sep 5, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Do you not?
     
  6. Sep 5, 2024 at 9:33 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    We were bred to shoot shit, in our blood
     
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  7. Sep 5, 2024 at 9:47 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    What kind of bread? Sourdough? Wheat? White?
     
  8. Sep 5, 2024 at 9:54 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    upload_2024-9-5_9-54-45.jpg
     
  9. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:10 AM
    WBW

    WBW Resident lurker

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    @GODZILLA I honestly laughed out loud at this. Spellchecker hits again.
     
  10. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:15 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    It's all for the lulz.
     
  11. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Thanks for the spell check Googl… er… I mean GODZILLA. Bred or bread I think the AI can kiss my ass
     
  12. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:25 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    @Cpl_Punishment does it too. Don't put the blame on me.
     
  13. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:34 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'd be willing to bet @Tripleconpanna has dumped more brass on the ground than any of us.
    :spy:
     
  14. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:40 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Just because he's old doesn't mean he's clumsy. I bet he placed it there, delicately and thoughtfully.
     
  15. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:49 AM
    PKFan

    PKFan my pronouns are (she/it) - c'mon, say it fast

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    For this crowd, pumpernickel.
     
  16. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:51 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Kolach-nikov? Maybe Potato-gun? Banana-clip? I'm stretching as far as I can here... Pumpshotgunernickle?
     
  17. Sep 5, 2024 at 10:52 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    great minds.
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Thou shall not dump brass on the ground, in my reload bag here please
     
  19. Sep 5, 2024 at 11:35 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I don't know what that is. I mean, I get that it's bread and I've heard of it, but I've never laid eyes on it or tasted it.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Waiting for them to call my name for my follow up orthopedic appt.
    Wife’s questions:
    How long can I be out a sling for each day? (I hate this thing and am always taking it off when I feel comfortable enough)

    When can I begin lifting a few pounds at the gym. By few, I mean 1-5lbs

    My questions:
    Healing as planned?
    When does PT start?
    When can I get out of this sling?
    Can u script me something to keep me asleep all night as NyQuil isn’t working
     
  21. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Sucks you can't sleep. Pain meds will help with that, but I also understand wanting to avoid them.
     
  22. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:17 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :devil:
     
  23. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:17 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Barely even know 'er.
     
  24. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
    T-Rex266

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    That was pointless.

    Nurse said front incision is a little swollen, but shes not concerned (that is where I feel the pain the most)
    PT was supposed to call me....never did. She scheduled it for tomorrow.
    Removal of sling - Recommended to keep on in public so nobody accidentally bumps into me. PT will advise further; same for lifting weights.

    Emailed primary doc for sleep-aid for his recommendation.
     
  25. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Personal ammunition, yes.

    The Military industrial complex isn't known for being frugal though. :D
     
  26. Sep 5, 2024 at 1:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I’d consider it if we could shave most of this state away from Seattle-Tacoma.

    Looking at NW MT today during some boring meetings. Dreaming…
     
  27. Sep 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    magnesium glycenate. Helps a lot at night

    calms the mind

    it does nothing for the pain tho
     
  28. Sep 5, 2024 at 1:25 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    +1
     
  29. Sep 5, 2024 at 2:01 PM
    T-Rex266

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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    "Daaaad. She's on my bed!"
     

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