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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Reese's PB cups.

    room temp.
     
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  2. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Although....I've takin' a liking to the blonde Oreo's.

    tastes like birthday cake.
     
  3. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I try to avoid hershey products.
     
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  4. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    expound, please.
     
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  5. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
    BroHon

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    @GODZILLA
    Quite a good roll of jokes there!
    :rofl:thanks for the (needed) laughs!
    Just stumbled in here from 1stGen.:cool:
    Have a good day boys:burp:
     
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  6. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Can't. Don't want to get a ban. Let's just say I agree with the call to boycott and you can do your own research.
     
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  7. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    :thumbsup:
     
  8. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Hope your day improves if you already needed a laugh! Get out there and kill it! :fistbump:
     
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  9. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:44 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    ah...I looked it up.

    I am on your side.

    no more hershey.
     
  10. Aug 27, 2024 at 3:52 AM
    BroHon

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    THX man
    Heat advisories here in MI so I won't be killing anything today :rofl:
    :fistbump:
     
  11. Aug 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Ew. Bucket of ice in front of the fan and veg out on some video games then. :thumbsup:
     
  12. Aug 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'm glad to see your night slowed down after the initial craziness.
     
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  13. Aug 27, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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    Hahaha, right! For me (super old school) that would be bf1942, DesertCombat mod of course. Only game I have loaded atm. But it's sweet af (in 1080p wide screen mod) on a 50" monitor/HD tv, down in the mancave :thumbsup:
     
  14. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:00 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Welp, I fv(k3d up my back again. I walk 15 or 20 miles most weeks, and have been feeling great, so I decided to jog some of the last mile yesterday. Anyone ever tell you not to do that if you have back problems? Yeah. Felt great while I was jogging, but an hour later I was at the sink peeling some eggs for breakfast and got a bolt of lightning in L1 or 2. If history serves as a gauge I'll be back to normal in 4 weeks or so. Probably should get the MRI this time instead of letting the doc tell me it's just a pulled muscle. Putting on socks this morning was a test...

    Getting old ain't no place for sissies.
     
  15. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:07 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  16. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:07 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Definitely get the imaging if you can afford it. My friend is paying the price for doctors blowing off his pain. It may cost him so much. Don't let them do it to you.
     
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  17. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Please don't encourage this behavior...
     
  18. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:08 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Somebodies gotta help out since the usual offender is typing one handed. :D
     
  19. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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    My dog ate all the letters to our scrabble game.



    We took him to the vet..



    No word yet.
     
  20. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:14 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah, but the problem is there was so many of them I didn't even read through them; white noise at a certain point... which kinda sucks cuz there was probably some good ones in there :notsure:
     
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  21. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    See one good Dad joke is much more betterer than pages of them :thumbsup:
     
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  22. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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    :fistbump:
     
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    In his defense... I needed some laughs and those delivered :anonymous:
     
  25. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:45 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You doin' alright, man???? I haven't been able to keep up over on the 1st gen thread lately, so if you put something out over there I missed it... or if it's just one of those days, I get it. Either way, it's good to have you over here :thumbsup:
     
  26. Aug 27, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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    You okay, @BroHon ?
     
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  27. Aug 27, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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    I can roast Adam, @GODZILLA if it helps any
     
  28. Aug 27, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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    Just my shoulder/cuff/whatever the hell it is injury. Fatigue from pain, not good sleep for several weeks... 1.5 months??? Cracking my goard a little. I have hope. Words to the big guy welcomed ;)
    Thanks guys.:fistbump:
     
  29. Aug 27, 2024 at 7:29 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Post shoulder surgery (day 4) crew checking in.
     
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    Damn dude... how are you doing?
    How did the procedure go, any prognosis. Sorry to hear that man.
    I'm in trades/labor, I'm 57. Been working hard np for all those years along side 20-30-40year olds np. This injury has taken significant wind from my sails....
    Best wishes :hattip:
     

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